Fishpants

A young woman with sociopathic tendencies and a God-awful case of crotch-rot.

"Fishpants wiped out the remaining population of spotted owls in the Pacific Northwest by poisoning their air supply with her toxic vaginal fumes."

by gtfoplzkthx February 16, 2010

fishhang

To chill hard, usually on a boat with cheap American beer like Coors Light. Fishhangers may or may not be equipped with a fishing pole and/or bait.

Yo, homie, we're gonna go fishhang on Mickey's boat this weekend. Bring a 12-pack.

by okalex April 8, 2010

FISHMAS

what is celebrated on opening day of trout season in Westmoreland County Penna.

We camp along the stream the night before Fishmas, we call that Fishmas Eve.

by Plasterer1 April 30, 2011

fishmarket

The collective pronoun for lesbians, particularly the butch ones who dont believe in hygiene.

Look! There go a fishmarket of lesbians into the dildo shop.

by anfl November 19, 2004

carry a fishtank

A polite term to excuse two people to go and privately have sex.

ex. Hey, do you want to go downstairs and help me carry a fishtank?

by letscarryit69 December 22, 2017

Fishmalk

A 'Chaotic Random' character in TTRPGs, typically played by someone who doesn't really care about the game. While the other players work to gain the trust of the king, the Fishmalk runs up and slaps him with a duck. They are no fun to play with.

Ugh, last night's session was the worst. James was a Fishmalk and ruined the campaign.

by Rio9 May 26, 2019

fishtanking

When it is late at night (around 3am) and your intoxicants have worn off, and you are just a shell wandering or staring aimlessly at walls, like a fish in a tank. Also, to actually fishtank you cannot be aware you are doing it -- that would mean you're coherent.

"We have to get Kevin home -- he's totally fishtanking."

by djdiem March 3, 2009