x-files

A pioneering work of Science Fiction and one of the longest running TV series ever. It revolves around the lives and work of FBI agents Fox Mulder, a conspiracy theorist and believer in aliens, and Dana Scully, a non-practicing doctor who is often exasperated by Mulder's paranoia. The two agents are assigned to cases involving the unexplainable and the paranormal. Episodes have involved the whole gamut of plot themes, from Time Travel to Shapeshifting to Ancient Jewish Mysticism. Part of the show's allure is that the episodes rarely have what can be considered a "happy" ending, but one that does usually bring closure to that particular case.

The theme music for the X-Files is so creepy!

by Taylor Esformes May 17, 2005

Man-Flesh

The flesh, or body, of a member of the human race as opposed to an elf, orc, dwarf, etc.

(Big orc sniffs the air)

Mauhúr: "What is it? What do you smell?"

Uglúk: "Man-flesh."

by liquifiedbread April 12, 2008

x-files

probably the best show ever made. Includes Fox Willaim Mulder and Dana Katherine Scully who over nine years, battle through paranormal unsolved cases and fall in love.

I love X-files because it is the best show ever.

by Insidesource December 3, 2005

flesh of my flesh

A term used to describe one's children.

My son is flesh of my flesh

by ahmed ahmed ahmed July 4, 2007

The X-Files

The most innovative and awesome show to ever be on television

SCULLY: Have you thought seriously about dying?

MULDER: Yeah, once, when I was at the Ice Capades.

(Detour)

SCULLY: You've gotta quit looking for what isn't there. They've closed the X-files. There's procedure to be followed now ... protocol.

MULDER: Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston. I think it's free beer night at the Astrodome.

(The Movie)

by redmoon June 17, 2004

Croatian Flesh Joust

A sexual act which involves a male and a female, completely naked. They begin on opposite sides of a room and begin to run towards each other at top speed while they simultaneously leap into the air and spread their legs which then the male attempts to penetrate his ding dong into the female crevis. If performed perfectly (rarely happens), then the Croatian Flesh Joust is a unimaginable sensation.

I went to the bar last night and picked up some chick who was totally wasted. I was feeling risky so I decided to try the Croatian Flesh Joust on this girl, i miserably failed and now my ding dong has been hurting for the past two weeks... Never again.

by Croatian1111 January 23, 2014

flesh orbs

Slang for boobs, especially boobs that are magical.

She showed me her flesh orbs it was amazing.

by zacherzach July 3, 2018