fidonk

The physical act in which a male grips his cock in his hands and smacks the female in her face. Can also slap another male's face. Back in the Roman times, it was very common for a male to show displeasure of a concubine's felatio by fidonking her.

James Spader and Kevin Spacey can often be found fidonking each other in the showers.

by Figgins March 26, 2007

Christian Fidelis

A variation of meme who, upon making eye contact, will either absent-mindedly bite his top lip and wink at you or attack you with all manner of heinous verbal insults and accusations (with the occasional threat of anal rape). This is entirely dependent on the target's gender. A Christian Fidelis can often be seen wearing long sleeve t-shirts affiliated with any street wear label that charges over $100 AUD for cheap quality apparel. The majority of a Christian Fidelis' time is spent in the company of a Muche Shumba, a professional photographer and lord of "gathos". When not riding the Muche Shumba, a Christian Fidelis will either make attempts to get his attention or incessantly pester him for favours including, but not limited to:

- asking for photographs
- begging for compliments on fashion sense; hairstyle and "shoe game";

- and general approval and acceptance of existence.

The most effective way to successfully provoke a Christian Fidelis is to suggest that the relationship shared between him and the Muche has escalated from friendship to one where sexual activity is desired. The defensive mechanism a Christian Fidelis will employ in retaliation to said provocation involve:
- calling the offender a homosexual
- making a page on Instagram dedicated to roasting the offender
- crying to the Muche and other gatho veterans for support

One distinct physical feature found on a Christian Fidelis is a rapidly receding hairline.

Guy 1: "Hey, look at this photo taken by Muche Shumba."
Guy 2: "Hahaha look at his hair, it's the same as my grandpa's!"
Guy 1: "I know right, what a Christian Fidelis."

by LeanMeanBeanMachine June 8, 2016

ralph fiennes

A famous British actor, brother of actor Joseph Fiennes.
Starred in films like, the English Patient, Shindlers list, The Constant Gardener and Red Dragon. Very talented actor also incredibally sexy.

Name pronounced RAFE FINES

1. Ralph Fiennes deserved an Oscar for Shindlers List
2. Ralph Fiennes is sexy as hell.

by KittyKatVoodo September 23, 2006

juul fiend

That nic stick all your kids are hittin these days causes them all to become addicted therefore they start fiending when they run out of pods so they take the blue pass from their math class and camp out in the bathroom waiting for a humble fellow to come in and supply some rips all while avoiding the security guards that enter randomly.

Joey: “yo Vin lemme hit that juul!”
Vin: “bro this my last pod chill”
Joey: “I’ll literally pay you $5 right now for a rip”
Vin: “holy shit ur such a juul fiend”

by OG Druggie November 15, 2017

Fiento

The most fucked up thing you can say to another person. Consist's of everything vulgur combined into one. Aka thee ultimate insult.

Fiento.

by MT. God September 1, 2003

Jizz Fiend

Someone who likes Jizz so much that they become obsessed with it, like a fiend. See how that works?

Hey, i saw karen the other day, she's such a jizz fiend now.

by SteveC937 February 4, 2009

Cig Fiend

A person who cannot go more than 20 minutes without a cigarette without fiending.

Cole was such a cig fiend, that ten minutes into his meeting he was fiending, and within five minutes after that was rolling around on the floor writhing in pain, and might have died if someone had not put a Marlboro Red in his mouth and lit if for him.

by bosslikerickross April 14, 2015