Fiddlefuck

v. To repeatedly attempt to use a damaged or malfunctioning device or machine, hoping it will eventually work as intended. This is common when the owner or caretaker of the device or machine is too lazy, proud, stubborn, stupid or cheap to repair or replace or have repaired or replaced the item.
Language: Bumpkin, Hillbilly, Redneck

Sir, the safety harness on the tilt-a-whirl won't engage!
Ma'am, it'll work, just gotta fiddlefuck wit it. Yer kids'll be fine. Now show me them taddys.

by Miss Management September 15, 2022

Fiddleneckin'

The act of uneducated individuals, engaging in dim-witted behavior or spreading unfounded and incorrect information.

Oh, that's just Billy Bob and Garth over there, fiddleneckin' around again.

by Churchdogg December 10, 2023

fiddlecock

To be lead on, or be brought to a point of satisfaction but immediately let down

She was all up on me at the party ready for some action but fiddlecocked me in the end, left me hanging.

by BenderizzGreat February 1, 2025

Fiddlejakes

The fiddlejakes is a legend that you can swear on but you can never lie on

On fiddlejakes I didn’t do that

by Himothythelll November 6, 2025