Fangirl Attack

When you are fangirling so hard you stop breathing.

OMG I TOOK THIS QUIZ AND IT SAID ME AND MICHAEL CLIFFORD ARE A PERFECT MATCH!!!!! I think i'm having a fangirl attack!!! (Dies because stops breathing)

by OMG5SOS December 28, 2014

Pessidog fangirl

Use to describe Messi fans since none of them are above the age of 14 unless they are part of the ESPN meat-munching cult where they pleasure themselves to Messi fraudulently winning Ballon D'ors. Most of them are still in primary school so they don't get any homework, they research CR7's opponent's to not feel insecure as they always do. If you speak facts to them, they will start to bark at you and since they have they IQ of a 6 year old with down syndrome.

"Why do no females talk to me and why am I adopted?"
"Because you're a pessidog fangirl"
"Sorry, I will now end my life"

by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023

Fang Faced Slut

A female with horrible teeth (almost fanglike) who is very promiscuous. Can come in different sizes - but always dresses like a feral. When in the back of a car will go down like the titanic... to be avoided at all costs, and ALWAYS use disinfectant and a minimum of 5 condoms if you are ever desperate enough to go there... has a troll hole you can smell coming from a miles radius.

Didn't you hear? That fang faced slut gave Ray crabs!!

by We hate fang faced sluts November 22, 2011

Fangirl Dragon

A motion in which you exhale loudly and/or make dinosaur noises. It should slightly resemble a dragon if you are doing it correctly. You do the fangirl dragon when you see something incredibly cute and as a result, are freaking out about how cute it is. Therefore, you do the fangirl dragon.

(You are watching TV and your favorite couple finally kisses)
(You start flailing your arms and exhaling like a dragon breathing out fire.)
Mom: What are you doing?
Fangirl: Fangirl Dragon-ing......and dying of cuteness....

by Alena;) November 11, 2012

fangirl fodder

The term that guys use when talking about cosplaying certain anime, video game, or movie characters that have a really heavy fangirl base just to pick up said fangirls at conventions.

"Hey Joe, have you decided what character you wanted to go as?"
"Yeah, I think I am going as Sesshomaru from Inuyasha. I'll definately get some action!"
"So...you're essentially going as fangirl fodder?"
".....yes."

by The Submitter Formally Known as Kirbz April 11, 2007

fangoriously

There is no definition for 'fangoriously' in any known work save the prestigious literary achievement of Strong Bad, "Everyone is different". This phenomenon is called hapax legomenon, when a word only appears once-ever. We can deduce from context, however, that fangoriously has something to do with the manner in which gelatinous monsters digest their food.

"Some people are being fangoriously eaten by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested."

by demosthenes September 13, 2003

White Fang

When you drive away some one you care about because you don't want to see them get hurt. Like the scene from White Fang where the kid throws rocks at his wolf in order to save him.

She is too good of a person to get involved with me, I'm going to have to white fang her.

by Apexlit April 6, 2017