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ferp

A person with little social life or popularity who hangs on to any shred of affection; also someone who smells bicycle seats.
"Oh my gosh, I just said hi to Fred and now he won't stop following me."
"Ew, he's such a ferp."
by Dolittle Kumquat August 30, 2018
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Ferpes

Furries with herpes (furry herpes)
Person: You got ferpes? I’m surprised you even managed to get laid

Furry:…
by :/- November 26, 2022
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Ferp

Bro, I just got ferped!!!

What?

Ferped!
by lefty00001 May 23, 2019
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FERP

Lewis loves to take part in FERP in his spare time :3
by furrypurrygirlgiggle June 24, 2024
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the ferp jar

The jar used to contain and preserve debris from ferping such as brain matter, bone ash, bodily fluids and goon juice for later consumption.
“Yo bruh we was ferping in that bitch crazy, pass me the ferp jar dawg because I got hella brain smeg on my shit and I’m tryna clean ts(this) off .”
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Ferpes

An extremely contagious, incurable type of blisters on the feet that look like herpes. Ferpes is accquired by taking your shoes off in public while not wearing socks, or touching the feet of a person who has ferpes. In extreme cases, you can catch ferpes by just looking at the feet of a person with ferpes.
As Megan took her shoes off in history class and wrapped her feet around the desk poles, the class was traumatized by the view of her festering ferpes.
by Grace O. December 9, 2008
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