the ferp jar

The jar used to contain and preserve debris from ferping such as brain matter, bone ash, bodily fluids and goon juice for later consumption.

“Yo bruh we was ferping in that bitch crazy, pass me the ferp jar dawg because I got hella brain smeg on my shit and I’m tryna clean ts(this) off .”

by ThoseWhoKnowSigmaBalkanRage March 3, 2025

FERP

An acronym for the phrase "Fire Engine Red Pubes." A descriptive term for the pubic hair of a red-headed person. It is used as a noun, but can be used as both a nickname for a person or in direct reference to the subject.

Nickname: Hey FERP, how was your weekend?

Noun: Hey, you've got a FERP caught between your teeth.

by Professor_FERPS March 2, 2024

Ferpes

Furries with herpes (furry herpes)

Person: You got ferpes? I’m surprised you even managed to get laid

Furry:…

by :/- November 26, 2022

Ferp

The act of sticking your own dick into your ass and cumming in order to feel pleasure and rejuvenate your body using its natural juices

I’m ferping right now, it feels so good!
Wanna have a group ferp sesh later?

by fuhuhluhtoogan1 April 26, 2024

Ferpes

An extremely contagious, incurable type of blisters on the feet that look like herpes. Ferpes is accquired by taking your shoes off in public while not wearing socks, or touching the feet of a person who has ferpes. In extreme cases, you can catch ferpes by just looking at the feet of a person with ferpes.

As Megan took her shoes off in history class and wrapped her feet around the desk poles, the class was traumatized by the view of her festering ferpes.

by Grace O. December 9, 2008

ferp

A person with little social life or popularity who hangs on to any shred of affection; also someone who smells bicycle seats.

"Oh my gosh, I just said hi to Fred and now he won't stop following me."
"Ew, he's such a ferp."

by Dolittle Kumquat August 30, 2018