felony stretch

A stretch of the arms out to the side or over the head done by criminals, usually accompanied with a quick scan of the surrounding area. This is usually done once they know the gig is up, and they are looking to take off on foot.

As soon as the K-9 showed up to the traffic stop, I noticed the dipshit started doing the "felony stretch".

by One time April 16, 2008

felony forest

A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.

Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.

by Sarah Bellum66 April 26, 2007

Brian Fellows

A character played by Tracy Morgan on SNL who's a retarded animal "expert" Just watch it

Yo did you see Brian Fellow's on saturday?? Shit was crazy!

by Ayy Ro June 1, 2005

fellowship

- It's the gathering among elite poker players with one common goal, to finish a quest. A quest is usually winning the poker game.

- A group of poker elite who help each other

I dub you sir (given name) of the prima fellowship

by Sir Sonny December 28, 2005

fellowship of the ring

The correct acronym is 'FORD'.
Fellowship of Ring Damage. Gentry of an Antipodean background who form a friendship with a trader associated with large losses on his trading portfolio. Normally associated with regular late night drinking & arrivals in the office the next morning of a tardy nature.

'Oh look, there's the FORD on the golf course again'.

by Craig Smyth March 13, 2005

Felon

A person convicited of the most serious category of a crime.

Having ben convicted of Grand Theft, he is now a felon

by George May 13, 2005

felony feet

It's a individual with horrific odors coming from the five toes (phalanges), the five longer bones (metatarsals) and the midfoot. This causes ones socks to be crunchy and stand up on end without any props with an odor that would kill a score of people if used as a biological weapon.

Damn you got some stinky feet Rufus !!!

Rufus has Felony feet!!!

by Acissejdnaleon December 7, 2017