feng shui

~slang~
1.term used to describe the action of male ejaculation.
2. term used to describe a sexual act

~I just feng shui'd your mom!!
~You sick bastard you feng shui'd on my dog!!
~Im' gonna feng shui you in the mouth!!

by Devistating D January 27, 2005

Feng shui

Like déjà vu but gayer.

Man i’m feeling some major Feng shui right now.

by brokemon May 9, 2018

Feng shui face

This is often used by young, attractive, female, Chinese executives to describe the facial structure of high cheek bone, boxhead Croatian males.

It is usually a term of effection.

Damon, your face has nice feng shui.

Or...
Damon, you've got a nice Feng shui face

by Feng Shui Face August 19, 2016

Feng Shui

Pronounced: (Fungk Schway)
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.

Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

feng shui

ally and ellie

ally and ellie are so feng shui whilst cleaning hannah’s room

by ellie who better than jd February 14, 2021

Feng Shui Doge

Feng Shui Doge is a very epik gamer who is cleansed and should be admin in BBB.

That man's in Feng Shui, he cleansed. Feng Shui Doge is the owner of Feng Shui.

by Feng Shui Doge March 25, 2021

Feng Shui Pussy

The act of rearranging a woman’s pussy to become ‘Feng Shui’

No example for Feng Shui Pussy

by 𝐉𝐀𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄 November 10, 2024