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Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem

The sociological rule that one person wearing a fedora in a larger group may be stylistically unique, but two or more people wearing a fedora in a larger group renders every person in that group a douchebag.
Check it out - another fedora. What a douchebag.

No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.
by CreditToJoe August 19, 2010
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Federales

A slang for "Police" or "Federal Officers", used particularly by Hispanics when they are in some deep shit.
Oh shit, Jose - the federales are here!
by Turd III January 18, 2017
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Fedal

A tennis match between Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal. Usually a Grand Slam or Masters Series final
Fedtard: It's another Fedal at the Australian Open. Haha, Rafa scraped through in five against Verdasco in the SF. He's going to be limping against Roger in the final. Go Rogi!

Rafatard: Oh yeah! Put your money where your mouth is. I'm betting 100 quid! Vamos Rafa!
by tnosugar January 30, 2009
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mouth fedora

A vaporizer, or E-cig. Named so because socially they function identically to fedoras, ie. users think they look cool and rebellious, when in fact the opposite is true.

In at least two cases they are worse than fedoras, as the huge clouds are far more obnoxious and its hard to get a vapist to shut up about his rebuilt atomizer and sub-ohm bullshit.
1: Is the fog rolling in off the lake?

2: Nah, just some mouth fedoras on the corner.
by spenndiagram March 21, 2016
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Feda

Amazing hard working mum friend grandma and sister tries to do her best and tries to be a good role model for everyone around her even when she is down.
Wow i wish i had a mum like feda!
Me:yeah or even a sister like her!
Yeah feda is the best!
by Unknown caller iD May 14, 2021
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Federal Reserve Bank

Supposedly a bank started in 1913 by the USA govt for the people - this is a myth.

The Federal Reserve Bank is a privately owned and controlled organisation that now has to continuously print more and more money in order to devalue the dollar in order to cover the cost of printing and distributing that dollar in the first place.

These "BANKSTERS" then loan the money they make back to the American people + interest in order for Bush to finance WAR ON TERROR.
It is estimated that around 30% of the average americans wages is taken out of their pay check every year to pay the IRS for taxes that go to pay "interest" on the national defecit owed to the Federal Reserve Bank, none of this money goes towards schools, hospitals, or infrastructure.

There is no law that actually enforces you to pay this tax, everyone just pays it because they think they have to.
by Jasminenz April 5, 2008
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federal reserve

the federal reserve is to the great depression, current credit/liquidity crisis, sharply falling dollar, inequitable global landscape, and social political and economic instability as mother is to her child.
by lili estin March 25, 2008
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