February 17

The ugliest people were born on this day

Friend: when is your birthday
You: February 17th
Friend: no wonder your ugly

by I’m very ugly I was born 2/17 November 2, 2019

February 17

National slap your gf day!

GF: Hi boyfriend!
BF: *slaps*
GF: What was that for!?
BF: It's February 17.

by sdeaf October 11, 2021

February 17

National kiss your girlfriend day

You have to 🤷🏻 ♂️

Are your busy on February 17th?

by totally not george February 15, 2024

February 17

National kiss your gf day
you just have to 🤷🏻 ♂️

are you free february 17th?

by totally not george February 15, 2024

February 17 2005

Ayy it’s dash day😅😅

Today’s February 17 2005? It’s Dash day😝

by Itsfiyaaa November 21, 2021

February 17

National give head to a random fella day

Person 1: “wow I could use some neck”

Person 2: “hey it’s February 17, you know what that means”

by Jason L. Smith February 17, 2024

February 17

the day to ask your crush out because why the hell not bro come on you got this

Kaden: so I heard you share similar feelings and its February 17th wanna date?

Ari: Yea why not I like you too and I mean it is February 17th

by Ari.the.bitch May 21, 2022