grabitational features

Features, such as the butt, that can be grabbed. The nice features of your significant other or any hot person.

You see a hot girl/guy and look her/him up and down. You point out her/his nice grabitational features. Nice butt, legs, chest, etc.

by Ms. G-baby July 19, 2009

futurism

the way of the future; includes, swagger, high vocals, base riffs.

all your base is futurism.

by nuck123456789 January 15, 2011

cock features

someone who is so ugly or foul looking, that the only way to describe their face, is to compare it with a penis.

"that boy's face has cock features"

by conor o'niell November 7, 2008

Tart Features

A woman with all the obvious traits of being a Slut or general Ho bag - i.e. dressing provocatively like a tart, flirting with any guy at a bar/club etc.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out that tart features standing by the bar over there."

Guy 2: "Fuck me! She's out to get laid tonight."

by Sponge Rob November 10, 2009

Dick Features

When one is cursed with features that resemble those of the penis.

"Hey 'Dick Features', go get me a cup of cocoa will ya."

"Urgh dude. She's got 'Dick Features' man.

by 5*Star January 20, 2006

Shit Features

hit with the ugly branch aswell as being as annoying as a three year old on a sugar rush,

general greeting as in "hey shit features"

by Rachael April 25, 2004

gimp features

Someone who's features are best seen under a gimp mask.

Hey gimp features, Fuck-off.

by Mr. Skullhead February 16, 2004