fauxnana

Fake banana flavor used in candies, cakes, cookies, etc. Tastes very little like an actual banana.

I love fauxnana laffy taffy.

by Aileen K July 24, 2007

Fauxnads

Chic with Balls
- Faux is a french term meaning false / fake, pronounced "foe"
- Nads is another term for male testicals (shortened from gonads)

So instead of a tough chic 'Gonads' it could be said,
"That Chic has Fauxnads" (fake balls)

by Drea68 July 14, 2010

fauxncy

Something that is obviously not fancy, but stands as an ironic contrast; it seems quasi-fancy, or like the person actually tried. (The pronunciation is unsure, so the word works best written.)

Jake: I can't believe my suit hasn't arrived yet! The dance is tonight!
Ellis: No problem, dude, borrow my tuxedo t-shirt! You'll be the most fauxncy person there!
Jake: Great, just great. I'll be as fauxncy as a guy in a Jeffersonian wig.

by soberlion October 7, 2010

Fauxnami

noun

1. The over-hyped residue of a Tsunami drastically reduced in effect. It usually hits an affluent area far away from the origin of the actual Tsunami, drawing undue attention away from the hardest hit areas. Residents of a fauxnami zone flock to the beaches to take video of what looks a ripple of a failed cannonball attempt on the other side of the community pool. Occasionally, residents get bushwhacked by the normal surf that comes after the fauxnami, and must be rescued and promptly given blankets.

2. Any Californian Tsunami south of Crescent City

I tried to get updates on the tsunami in Japan from Foz Newz, but all they had was ten minutes of a boat that went crooked in its slip in Santa Cruz from the Fauxnami that hit three hours ago.

by BraunBoots March 29, 2011

Fauxned

Fauxned

Faux-stoned

That feeling you get when you're sober but smoke CBD flower or use CBD and start feeling stoned despite having no THC

Bro I got these CBD cigs at the shop for 20 bucks. They work just like the real deal! I got fauxned as fuck!!!

by Mr big ballsack June 28, 2021

Twilight Fauxn

A person obsesed with the Twilight movies who may or may not have read the actual books. Only like the series because of Taylor Lautner's frequent half-nudity in the films, or because they drool at the sight of Robert Pattinson. (Note: usually a (pre)teen girl, but can also be boys with a fetish for Kristen Stewart.) The opposite of a TrueLight Fan.

Fan 1: OMJ JUST SAW NEW MOON TAYLOR IS SOOOOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!! TEAM JACOB ALL THA WAY <3 <3 <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan 2: OMC U SUCK TEAM EDWARD PWNS!!! FUTURE MRS. CULLEN RITE HERRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Fan 3: what twilight fauxns...

by lolwat? November 29, 2009

fauxsync

usually happens at music venues and shows when a crowd is getting into the music and start singing along. people who have listened to the band for the first time try to be apart of the crowd and lip sync along but don't sing and don't know the words.

Guy 1: have you ever seen that kid before any Vallon shows before?
Guy 2: no
Guy 1: i didn't think so i caught him fauxsyncing their whole set. he even tried to sing along to their stuff they've never performed.

by Dudeguykid January 23, 2009