go-faster stripes

Racing stripes, especially if found on an otherwise unremarkable car.

Check out that dork's rice burner! It even has go-faster stripes!

by iano July 18, 2006

go-faster's

Term which originated in the military in reference to running shoes.

You little shits better find some go-faster's or I will PT you til you fucking die.

by B. Pietsch February 3, 2008

fatsturbate

When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.

My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"

by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010

slapster fapster

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

Daddy Faster

you know what it means?

Daddy: I will go slow okay? or faster if you want
daughter: Yes daddy faster fuckkk

by Colby brock is hot fuck fuck m April 23, 2021

Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!

Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009

Kentucky Go Faster

1. Stickers, usually automotive performance related (e.g. JEGG'S, STP, MILODON, MALLORY, MSD, WEIAND) placed in the back windows or rear quarter windows of a crapped out car with the intention of making it look more like a race car. Most often seen on but not limited to late 60's early 70's musclecars. 2. A Rock-a-Billy band formed by the leftover members of the late 80's punk-metal fusion band "Sweaty Nipples" after the original base player and drummer died in a homosexual suicide pact.

Ernie had a crapped out primered 71 duster with glasspacks and kentucky go fasters plastered all over his windows.

by Mad_Marx January 19, 2007