farticle

A particulate entity, usually airborne, which has taken on an odor resembling a recent flatulent release.

Although it was several minutes since he had cut the cheese, the farticles remained in circulation for some time, making the room uninhabitable.

by Johnny Law 17 January 16, 2009

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What farts are made of...
Tiny fart particles called Particles...

Its so fun to say "Farticle alert!" every time I let one loose.

Hey watch out for those farticles even as small as they are their quite powerfull

When my kids say dad, "What are farts made of? I reply Farticles! they laugh like crazy.,

by The.Sniper October 04, 2017

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When one releases a fart and tiny poo particles come out.

At a party...
Friend 1: "Dude we gotta go, I just released some serious farticles."
Friend 2: "What is a farticle?"
Friend 1: "It means I farted and a little poo particles came out."
Friend 2: "Gross."

OR

Roommate 1:"Dude thanks for leaving farticles on my pillow last night...now I have pink eye."
Roommate 2:"Ohh no problem man, anytime."

by dirtyhippiesarah March 30, 2010

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Small accidental excretion of faeces following involuntary fart.

He alighted the bus and as he did so, in his hurry, he broke wind. His embarrassment doubled as he sat and realised a small farticle remained.

by doug nicholls March 28, 2004

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the tiny pieces of dooty that stain underwear when u fart causing skidmarks
fart-particles

Dad is doing laundry and notices the skidmarks in his son's underwear
"NEILL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WHIP UR FUCKING ASS!!!!"
"DAD, remember we had mexican last night, that aint from my dirty ass, its those goddam FARTICLES, and YES i know how 2 wipe my ass"

by Irish Redneck July 23, 2009

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