failploma

It is the fake diploma that is given to a student that does not yet know if they will receive a real diploma or not. In other words if you go to graduation and don't know if you have your diploma yet, and get the case but don't get the diploma, you have received your failploma.

As gorge walked across the stage, he was not sure if he would get his diploma or a failploma.

by Mr. Awesome123 September 22, 2009

failsplosion

A sudden, rapid expansion of fail, often occuring near large groups of people.

Me: Dude, I just twisted my ankle outside. They need to salt that entry way.

Peaches: Sucks for you.

Me: But 37 other people also fell on the ice in 5 minutes.

Peaches: Holy crap!

Me: Yeah, it was like a failsplosion out there.

by Fredrick von Winkle March 2, 2010

failpwn

The most common type of pwnage, caused by a noob getting pwned as a result of their absolute failure.

**gamer headshots noob in the face while noob is not in cover trying to figure out how to reload gun**

Gamer - Looks like the noob got failpwned.

by Belgiumsocks September 14, 2010

failpiece

An object, action, phrase or person that fails.

(drops phone into toilet)
"Wow...FAILPIECE"

"Want to come look at my animal sticker collection??!"
"Uhh....failpiece"

by rachie13 September 5, 2011

Fairport High School

Ridiculously large public high school outside of Rochester, NY. Houses tenth through twelfth grades. Faculty, staff, students, administration, and entire town of Fairport prioritizes sports (which we suck at) over education. Everyone ends up going to UB or MCC or St. John Fisher. Students are expected to be on a sports team and if they are not, they're outcasts or labeled potheads, which most athletes actually are. Girls wear loads of black eyeliner and push-up bras and tight Hollister jeans and flip flops in the middle of winter. Guys wear jerseys of somesort and baggy jeans without belts. Girls also wear cheerleading t-shirts and Soffe shorts with Adidas or Nike one-strap flip-flops all year round. Cheerleading is like a religion and if you aren't a fan, you're out. Fairport is overrated and everything from going to church to showing up for class is merely for social purposes. Everyone attends Assumption. The education is terrible at Fairport. Only 50% of kids passed the mandatory Math B exam in 2009 (which Fairport teachers will NEVER admit, even though every other school in the area knows we suck). In Fairport, if you get a bad grade on a test, you aren't chastised or even slightly encouraged to do better next time, you're praised for even showing up to class on time after such a hard night of partying the night before.

Soffe shorts and flip flops in January? She probably goes to Fairport High School.

by fairport girl October 31, 2009

Failroad

A failboat's land equivalent.

A failed organization or group of idiots. Doomed to failure and full of ineptitude, they still continue to ride away on the rail of stupidity.

In extreme circumstances, one man can be categorized as riding on the failroad or being the failroad conductor.

Pictures of crashed or derailed trains are usually shown as an example patrons who frequent failroads.

Can you guys believe Grayson is bailing on us again this weekend? You'd think he'd ridden the failroad enough this year.

by dubcaps February 8, 2009

Failrut

When you can't seem to stop failing over and over again.

Guy 1 - Man, I just tripped over my own feet, spilled my drink down my shirt, and lost $50 in a bet.

Guy 2 - You're in such a failrut.

by Fox445 December 25, 2009