facepanty

A man or woman driving a car alone wearing covid mask.

You never see any Facepanty driving cars w/trump stickers on them.

by jerk store June 8, 2021

facepainting

the sexual act of pulling a girl's tampon out, using only the mouth. the mess that results is the reason for the namesake.

you can take a dip in the crimson river, but don't drink from it..

unless you're ready to go facepainting.

by jhc April 24, 2006

Face Taint

The area between the two orifices of your mouth--between your nose and your mouth.

I shaved my face taint yesterday, my moustache was starting to look scraggly.

by MyChemicalSweatpants July 30, 2010

facerant

The art of monotonous ranting on your wall post. To the point that normal people's eyes glaze over while reading it. The content is so mind - numbing that everyone wonders if the writer is from earth.

An example of a facerant is ...

"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."

by Ladi Di July 9, 2009

facetinating

the act of procrastinating on facebook

last night Pual didn't do his homework because he was facetinating

by shardv October 13, 2011

FaceBaiting

The act of posting on an acquaintance's wall after seeing them go idle in your friend list in order to bait them into getting back online. Usually targeted at women with whom the FaceBaiter is only loosely acquainted with the ultimate goal of starting a chat conversation without the appearance of trying.

Person: You talk to that girl from the party last weekend?

FaceBaiter: I was just about to but then she went offline. That bitch is never on!

Person: Dude, try FaceBaiting her. Tag her in a picture then you can mack all over that bitch when she gets back on. Get some!

by the zuckerbeast March 15, 2011

facebait

A party, event or gathering known or designed to attract celeb-watchers whose sole desire is to be snapped by the paparazzi in close proximity to their favourite D-lister in the vain hope that their face appears in the corner of a photo in the next edition of Heat magazine.

China White at closing time, Leicester Square on new-release night, the BAFTAs etc. are all examples of facebait events containing the necessary ingredients of: d-list celebs, paparazzi and excitable and hormonally imbalanced fans.

by Jim in London April 23, 2008