Facefit4radio

A facefit4radio is someone who, as you might guess, has a face that is better left unseen, and should pursue careers that are not based on appearance, such as a radio host.

Me: Mom I want to be a television Star

Mom: Oh honey, that's not a good idea. You have a facefit4radio

by Facefit4radio March 13, 2013

Facebaiting

Posting an inflammatory status update or link on a social networking site in order to stir up trouble or antagonize your friends list.

"Bill only posted that Fox News link on Facebook to piss off his liberal friends. He was totally Facebaiting."

by inhetet June 3, 2009

Facefast

Ignoring facebook for a given amount of time to accomplish things in the real world.

Juanita went on a facefast cuz she had this ocd obsession w/ looking at her tagged pictures.

by GPR143 September 11, 2010

facepanty

A man or woman driving a car alone wearing covid mask.

You never see any Facepanty driving cars w/trump stickers on them.

by jerk store June 8, 2021

Facefart

When one makes an unintentional posting error on Facebook. Derived from FACEbook + brainFART.

Man, I had a serious Facefart today--while posting to my gf's wall about how to properly execute a dirty sanchez, I accidentially posted to Mom's!

by Rob Bastard October 31, 2011

facepainting

the sexual act of pulling a girl's tampon out, using only the mouth. the mess that results is the reason for the namesake.

you can take a dip in the crimson river, but don't drink from it..

unless you're ready to go facepainting.

by jhc April 24, 2006

facerant

The art of monotonous ranting on your wall post. To the point that normal people's eyes glaze over while reading it. The content is so mind - numbing that everyone wonders if the writer is from earth.

An example of a facerant is ...

"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."

by Ladi Di July 9, 2009