Expertitis.

An affliction that causes considerable problems for people who become so expert at their chosen line of study or research that no one can understand those who have expertitis.

I've become so expert at dealing with highly specialized cases of wrongfully arrested cases that I have difficulty teaching my craft to others. That's Expertitis.

That's problematic because the truth is that a law degree is of no use to any would be expert who wants to specialize in the sort of cases that I deal with.

I have a 100% success rate, but "Expertitis" makes it difficult for me to understand why amateurs can't do what I do.

by The Trial Wrecker. February 25, 2011

expertsplain

When someone who actually knows something and has verifiable expertise of a specific subject has the bad taste and audacity to challenge the uninformed, often emotional, irrational, and explicitly outspoken world view of someone who has every right to not have their cheap opinions disproved by facts and other similar trifles.

Tod is such an a**. He expertsplained to me why the Earth is most likely not shaped like a doughnut. He even used facts, logic and empirical indicators. There was even source material! Yuck...

by Sven Bockskaegg January 23, 2020

Expertcise

An exercise for professionals/experts.

Lana is so advanced, she is doing expertcises.

by WormBook99 November 25, 2021

exportise

Knowledge of how to easily/profitably ship salable cargo to another country.

Subaru executives had da exportise to finagle their way around da infamous "chicken tax" when selling their foreign-made "Brat" models to da US; they simply mounted bucket seats in da beds of their small pickup trucks, and thus they could market them as tariff-free passenger vehicles, rather than light trucks. If da vehicles' owners subsequently converted them into standard pickup trucks by simply removing said seats, dat wasn't Subaru's problem.

by QuacksO January 31, 2023

experts

A taxpayer-funded government representatives with academic degrees issued by government-accredited institutions of previous government-backed experts.

"More government funding is needed, according to experts.", "To prevent the world ending in twelve years, more research funding is needed.", "Our experts are highly successful at securing government grant funding."

by Expert42 August 29, 2023

Experts

What!? AI OUTPERFORMS EXPERTS in predicting the outcome of studies!? At a rate of 81% to 63%!? But... They're experts!

Hym "Amd the large language model is modeled after MY mind! What is MY study prediction rate!? It's almost like ✌️✊️✌️experts✌️✊️✌️ are limited in some capacity! Like I'm some kind of genius and the experts... Are NOT THAT... Does expertise have limitations!? What is going on here!? I mean, it's ALSO outperforming doctors in diagnosing illness! That's crazy! Wooooooow bro! Woooooooooooooooow! Better that an expert, huh? That's a thing apparently! "

by Hym Iam November 29, 2024

expergischolanankebaryize

of greek origin

v. to wake up only to be reminded of the inevitable burden that is… school.

Monday's are the worst, simply because I always have to expergischolanankebaryize EVERY TIME.

by doltrick August 7, 2024