Exciturnated

A perpetual state of abundant anticipation for an event to occur later in the evening, usually on a Friday or Saturday night and often, if not always, involving alcohol, alcoholism, drunken activities, in home stripper poles, a group of ten or more people, Jagermeister shots from silicone inserts, gratuitous or full frontal nudity, trashed apartments/homes, "don't pass out with your shoes on!" rules, and the occasional fist fight resulting in a life long BROmance or in coed circumstances marriage. The eventuality of this mental state could be the worst hangover or the best night of your life. Sadly, neither are remembered the majority of the time.

d4: You ready to go to the lake tonight for naked water polo with those chick's from Atl?

Bobby: F--kin' EXCITURNATED!!!!

by YousoundlikeSHUTTHEHELLUP February 3, 2010

Exciterbated

Being incredibly excited, amped, or stoked about an event or notion, to the point one finds immense pleasure thinking upon it.

Herald was so exciterbated about the upcoming road trip that he almost soiled himself.

by Technoholic June 20, 2011

shitpants excited

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.

Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010

Excited

A feeling often brought on by the publishing of a word you submitted to urban dictionary

I just won a new car, but I am more excited about getting a word published on urban dictionary!

by Schro November 24, 2014

Excitement of chickens

An excitement of chickens is the term used by chicken lovers to describe a group of three or more chickens.

See’s a group of chickens

“OMG look at that excitement of chickens”

by QueenKOT May 29, 2018

Faux-excitement

Faux (fake, artificial, not genuine); Excitement (exhilaration, the feeling of lively and cheerful joy).

When a person or a group of people masquerade their true feelings (about something that is meant to be exciting) by showing extreme excitement.

A: OMG! I just got tix to Justin Beiber's show!
B: What?! When?! How?! Wow!!!! That's SO AWESOME!!!!

(Person A, is unfortunately, genuinely excited).
(Person B show's great faux-excitement).
(Person A is a dumbass).

by haxico December 12, 2010

Excitebiking

While having sex with a girl from behind (doggystyle, with both hands on her ass cheeks) you use your right thumb to apply light pressure to her asshole (the "B" button) therefore initiating turbo mode. The pace of copulation will noticeably increase along with a pleasant turbo moaning sound.

Be careful though, too much and she will overheat with uncomfort and get bitchy. You will then be sidelined for a while while she tells you to "stop fingering my asshole". Fucking may resume, however you may have already lost the race.

Use sparingly for that extra boost of speed, preferably while coming inside of her.

We could tell when Rod was Excitebiking his girlfriend because the banging got louder, the pitch of moans changed, and eventually we would hear him giggling as she yelled at him.

by NESex July 27, 2010