Uber Everywhere

To "uber everywhere" is just like it sounds. Using the app taxi service uber to get to places. Great if you're lazy or just wanna get fucked up in Downtown (as to not get a DUi). Great thing about ubering everywhere is that you can still bring a chick home and FUCK! :D

Friend: "Bro I just uber everywhere on weekends"
Me: "What?"
Friend: "Uber on the weekend so you can get fucked up AND get fucked!"
Me: "bruh ur a fucking genius" <3

by TjDaDj October 19, 2016

Here, There, And Everywhere

The worlds greatest beatles song,
On the album Revolver,
Listen to it,
it will take you away.

Here, There, And Everywhere

by 12kat34 December 5, 2009

Everywhere

Anywhere except here, or nowhere. Duh though?

"That shit was EVERYWHERE man!!!"

by Rain[x] February 28, 2009

Everywhere At The End Of Time

One the saddest albums I have ever heard. It's a collection of albums that depict the progression of dementia. It starts out as nice, slightly distorted ballroom music. With it getting more and more distorted as the stages go on. Also used as an exuse for forgeting something.

Teacher: why is your homework late?
Student: I listened to Everywhere At The End Of Time.
Teacher: Ok fair enough...

by orange fruity pencil September 5, 2022

Vampires Everywhere

Found in Hollywood, Vampires Everywhere now signed with Century Media.
Band members
Singer/ Screamer goes by the name of Michael Vampire,
Zak Night and Aaron Graves on Guitar,
David Darko on Drums,
Jay Killa on Keyboards,
Alexander Rogue on Bass,
Down to earth guys, somewhat big egos, but brilliant artists, Known most for their song Immortal Love,
Vampires Everywhere! got their name and inspirations from Lost Boys,

Hottopic dweeb : Zomg did you hear about the Sacred Ceremony Tour? Black Veil Brides on tour w00t!

Girl who knows about music : You know there are other bands on the tour, right?

Hottopic Dweeb : BVB all the way dude,

Girl listening in : I happen to like VE! best

Second girl listening in : I like Modern Day Escape, Vampires Everywhere! Get Scared and Black Veil Brides, you all need to get a life Newbz

by EmoSceneHipsterKid October 8, 2010

semen everywhere

an expression of extreme excitement and enthusiasm; a metaphor for an enjoyable memory or moment.

that movie was so amazing! semen everywhere! i'm glad our bromance can endure such awesomeness.

by neat words May 7, 2009

There was blood everywhere

A sentence that will automatically make any story awesome. it doesnt matter how annoying or dumb your story is, if this is the last sentence, it will catch everyones attention and make it a fantastic story.

Bob: So I was leaving the grocery store, and my shoe was untied! it sucked.

Batman: Yeah, mhmm *is bored*

Bob: And then i walked to my car

Batman: Mhmmmmmmmm

Bob: There was blood everywhere.

Batman: WHAT? How incredible! Tell that story again!!!

by Evanlutionkills9 December 7, 2009