Good News, Everyone!

A frequently used phrase by Professor Farnsworth, from the television show "Futurama." It is usually exclaimed to a group of individuals

The meaning of the phrase is often ambiguous. It could, literally, mean that the person speaking the phrase actually has good news. Alternatively, the phrase can be used to mislead people about what would be considered, "bad news."

Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone!
Bender: Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that.
Farnsworth: Youll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol...
Bender: Here it comes...
Farnsworth: A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone.
Bender: Thank you, and goodnight.

by Nøva Buttz September 9, 2010

Everlong Syndrome

The feeling of disappointment at one's everyday life after witnessing the greatest band in the world live

Foo fighters are so freaking awesome they've given me everlong syndrome.

by Lakey123 November 28, 2011

everlong

Amen to that!

The only thing I'll ever ask of you, you gotta promise not to stop when I say when...

by Everlong_rocks January 22, 2004

And then everyone died...

A quick way to end a story that your audience has found uninteresting.

Bob: So i was walking through the mall and.....
Joe: Jesus is this story ever gonna end??
Bob: ....so then i saw Steve, and then everyone died... The end.

by jspencegah47 December 24, 2010

where are everyone?

The questioning of where a certain group of people are currently located.

* Julia walks into an empty room.
Julia: where are everyone?

by sgtdallas March 28, 2009

everyones doin it

An act of peer pressure to persuade people to do the same thing as you.

Were goin streaking through the quad to the gymnasium, everyones doin it!

Shi man were having a mad g up, everyones doin it!

by sean n dom May 21, 2007

Everyone Loves It

A concept, person or experience with near universal favorability. Examples include an open bar, Mr. Rogers, and blankets straight from the dryer. If you don’t love it, you don’t love yourself.

“Want to watch a baby panda ride a bike?”
“Everyone loves it”

**Can also be used apropos of nothing, effectively replacing a standard greeting or any recognized form of social interaction.
“How are you?”
“Everyone loves it”

by Gary The Squirrel TM December 1, 2021