everbridge

Small area of skin between butthole and ballsack

Sam was sucking my dick and went nose to everbridge

by Therealsolarised May 10, 2021

Classic emerald

An act where a woman lifts her skirt in exchange for $6 to buy food at the servo after a big night

Did you see that bird out front 7-11 trying to give out classic emeralds last night . She was cooked

by Yeahnamateripstarta November 1, 2016

The Most Amazing Guy You Will Ever Meet

The basic sentence people used to begin writing definitions about themselves on urban dictionary, normally followed by words of "godlike looks, great lover, best boyfriend or the kindest nicest person you will ever meet"

James is the most amazing guy you will ever meet.

by Avoci August 12, 2019

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!

I'm HIDEOUS!

friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?

friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!

person 2: ok

by dustbruh September 22, 2021

Emerald Express

To catch multiple green traffic lights in a row and not have to stop.

Usually it takes me 15 minutes to go to work, but I got lucky and caught the Emerald Express and it cut 10 minutes off the trip.

by Jamie Walker January 11, 2008

everclear goggles

A form of distorted judgement far greater than beer goggles.
If beer goggles cause you to have sex with a less-than-attractive person, EVERCLEAR goggles would cause you to have sex with a dead animal.

Bob humped that frozen turkey for like three hours. He's wearing the everclear goggles again!

by 20th century dude November 26, 2007

Heavily ever after

This phrase refers to those who cease diet and exercising.

Vanessala stopped watching carbs and working out - so she lived heavily ever after!

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2021