premature evacuation

When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.

(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)

You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."

by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008

partial evacuation

an incomplete bowel movement, requiring an additional trip or trips back to the restroom to finish emptying one's colon.

I hate when I only have a partial evacuation. Nothing feels better than taking a nice complete dump.

by Dr. Do Little October 12, 2012

Essay Evacuation

When you are doing an extremely boring essay, decide you have better things to do, and hit the print key without editing it.

I didn't want to waste anymore of my time on that dumb essay so I just decided to do essay evacuation.

by sameopet April 8, 2013

premature evacuation

Accidentally exiting the elevator on the wrong floor.

Woops! I need the fifth floor! I almost suffered a premature evacuation!

by comaboy1971 January 2, 2012

Premature Evacuation

The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.

John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.

by Poomoj September 9, 2013

Epic evacuation

A bowel movement so large, that it fills the bowl above the waterline.

Honey, I just had an epic evacuation. I feel like I've lost 5 pounds.

by Bridotac October 1, 2021

Bio Evacuation

A term often used by YouTuber Callum's Corner. Essentially means to take a dump. That's it. But in Callum's Corner language.

Ay up and welcome to Callum's Corner! I've just had to have a massive bio evacuation this morning. My God it was "discorsting" was that!

by LordJenal October 25, 2022