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Ol' Eustace

When you put a pocket pussy on the base of a blender and hit the liquify button and let it spin on your dick
I made a pitcher of margaritas and got bored so I did the Ol' Eustace trick
by fuzzsludge August 11, 2019
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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Eustache

Eustche is an African Nigga that goes to City Hill Middle School.
Khaden: Who’s that guy in the dark?!
Kyle: I can’t tell, it must be EUSTACHE!
by ThatOne7thGraderNigga January 16, 2019
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Eustis

The greatest city of all time in Florida. Hated on by close cities because of jealousy. This includes but is not limited to, hotter girls; better sports; better schools; better everything.
"Damn, that girl's fine!" She must be from Eustis.
"I wish I lived in Eustis!"
by ztw October 8, 2011
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Eustache

Fictional character. An iconic, fresh faced youth from France living in Los Angeles under the keep of his grandparents. Frequently reminds the population that he is of age, in spite of the shackles of education that demand his attendance at a single sex private school with other juvenile boys. Said to deliver pizzas on weekends. Is known to be blissfully ignorant of pop culture or perhaps he really enjoys playing the part of that foreign oddity. Can be spotted in a crowd by way of his larger than life eyebrows and the hairs of his moustache, which (once completely full grown and combed) will shine like the rays of the dawning sun.
Marc Eustache: I was so excited this morning. I went to my locker and I found a letter from a secret admirer! Then I remembered I go to a school for boys. :(
by marc's admirer June 18, 2008
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euston

person 1: that guy is gay
Person 2: he's euston
by buttlickerer259 May 16, 2018
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Ryland eustace

The biggest fucking retard on planet earth.
It’s possible that he’s so fucking stupid and retarded that he is unable to walk, see, hear or understand the most basic of things.
Who’s the biggest fucking retard on earth?

Oh that’d be Ryland eustace, he’s fucking autistic and retarded
by Tar bag 04 November 5, 2022
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