don't you mean "euphEmism"?
Hell no! They got the right to vote, didn't they? Man, they better get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Hell no! They got the right to vote, didn't they? Man, they better get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
God-damn eu-pheminists.
by Threept14Guy April 3, 2005
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A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.
A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.
by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019
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Trying to make the mean things you say sound nicer (example 2) or making a mild comment you make sound even worse by adding you were just using an euphemism (example 1).
Trying to make the mean things you say sound nicer (example 2) or making a mild comment you make sound even worse by adding you were just using an euphemism (example 1).
1.
Jack: o my God, I really hate that Grace-woman! Why is she coming over instead of DROPPING DEAD?
Karen: o come on, she's not that bad.
Jack: she is! And I'm telling her, just wait.
Grace: hi guys!
Jack: I'm really sorry, Grace, but I just don't like you very much. And that is really just an euphemism. Bye bye now!
Grace: o my God! I'm outta here!
2.
Pete: okay, well, it's not the best painting in the world...
Joan: yeah, nice euphemism, Pete. This is without a doubt the worst painting I have ever seen. Seriously, even a two-year-old would do a much better job!
Jack: o my God, I really hate that Grace-woman! Why is she coming over instead of DROPPING DEAD?
Karen: o come on, she's not that bad.
Jack: she is! And I'm telling her, just wait.
Grace: hi guys!
Jack: I'm really sorry, Grace, but I just don't like you very much. And that is really just an euphemism. Bye bye now!
Grace: o my God! I'm outta here!
2.
Pete: okay, well, it's not the best painting in the world...
Joan: yeah, nice euphemism, Pete. This is without a doubt the worst painting I have ever seen. Seriously, even a two-year-old would do a much better job!
by Maresa August 29, 2007
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by snowjunky555 February 25, 2010
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Hym "It's a euphemism for 'How things work currently.' It works for establishments conservatives (all conservatives) just fine and it works less well for people who aren't incest cultists. It works for establishment liberals (like Destiny) but 'MY friend wants to be chicks with dicks and it doesn't work for her' and it works TOO WELL for the conservatives for their liking. This is their real motivation. It isn't perpetually at risk of being destroyed. It isn't racist. It's either working fine for you or it's not. And the only reason any what's control of it is so that they can people the one who decide who it works for and how it doesn't. You have no principles. You're not moral. You are what you are."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
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