The distant perverted uncle of Dirty Sanchez. When a phallic-shaped object is removed from an anus (ensuring it is covered in faeces) and smeared across the forehead of a willing participant to create a shit monobrow.
Scott: "Hey guys, did you hear about Mo the other day?"
Joe: "No, what about him?"
Scott: "He gave Vikki a proper good Dirty Esteban."
Ali: "No way, not again!!"
Scott: "Yeah, go round and smell her new eyebrow."
Joe: "No, what about him?"
Scott: "He gave Vikki a proper good Dirty Esteban."
Ali: "No way, not again!!"
Scott: "Yeah, go round and smell her new eyebrow."
by brownbrow69 March 18, 2017
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Ima search up Esteban on Urban dictionary .
Oh I typed estyeban oh wait look at this definition *repeat*
Oh I typed estyeban oh wait look at this definition *repeat*
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You see the game last night?
-Yeah, Esteban Ochocinco sure can kick.
Yeah, they should cut the kicker and save some money!
-Yeah, Esteban Ochocinco sure can kick.
Yeah, they should cut the kicker and save some money!
by Bengals4Life September 23, 2009
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by Esteban Valasquez June 16, 2008
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Get the Señor Esteban mug.Esteban is a cute and smart guy although you might not see it he has allot of expieriens and has an enormous dick he is strong but always trys to stay out of trouble he runs fast and learns to trust people
Once fallen inlove youl figure out how much u love him and you will never let go he has allot of respect and a good heart
Once fallen inlove youl figure out how much u love him and you will never let go he has allot of respect and a good heart
Friend: my dog just died
Esteban:dont cry hes in a better place now
Friend: but i miss him so much
Esteban: i know how it feels.to lose some one but u gotta know he will always be in your heart and is some where undreamable
Esteban: do u understand
friend: yes thank you Esteban your a true friend
Esteban:dont cry hes in a better place now
Friend: but i miss him so much
Esteban: i know how it feels.to lose some one but u gotta know he will always be in your heart and is some where undreamable
Esteban: do u understand
friend: yes thank you Esteban your a true friend
by levinator January 1, 2015
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Guy 1: "Hey have you seen Ashley?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude. She was with Esteban last time saw her."
Guy 1: "DAMMIT! she's probably riding his cock right now!! i guess me and her are through *sigh"
Guy 2: "Nah dude. She was with Esteban last time saw her."
Guy 1: "DAMMIT! she's probably riding his cock right now!! i guess me and her are through *sigh"
by angelo945 May 2, 2011
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