The Ernesto

When a male jacks off and cums on his own chest.

G: Hey Santo! Why is your shirt stuck to your chest?
Santo: I just pulled the Ernesto!
G: Nice

by Veal Cutlet July 10, 2010

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Ernesto

Good looking people who are also fans of great football teams

Look, that guy must be an Ernesto, because he likes Independiente Santa Fe

by djcbiche February 14, 2019

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ernestoe

the act of which one has a desire for ankles

stop with the ernestoe and do something else, Steve!

by jaraparks August 25, 2017

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ERNESTO! is so god damn kind and such a child, they are one of the smartest human beings i’ve ever met and yet the stupidest at the same time. I hope you see how amazing you are, your a god damn dog, a lil puppy. Your driving is beautiful and the music is fabulous

Person 1: Yo did you see that robot?
Person 2: Yup, Ernesto built it

Person 1: Sober?
Person 2: Does it matter? Works like a charm!

by Uma ~ May 2, 2022

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