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The Ernesto

When a male jacks off and cums on his own chest.
G: Hey Santo! Why is your shirt stuck to your chest?
Santo: I just pulled the Ernesto!
G: Nice
by Veal Cutlet July 10, 2010
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Ernesto

Good looking people who are also fans of great football teams
Look, that guy must be an Ernesto, because he likes Independiente Santa Fe
by djcbiche February 14, 2019
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ernestoe

the act of which one has a desire for ankles
stop with the ernestoe and do something else, Steve!
by jaraparks August 25, 2017
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Ernesto

ERNESTO! is so god damn kind and such a child, they are one of the smartest human beings i’ve ever met and yet the stupidest at the same time. I hope you see how amazing you are, your a god damn dog, a lil puppy. Your driving is beautiful and the music is fabulous
Person 1: Yo did you see that robot?
Person 2: Yup, Ernesto built it

Person 1: Sober?
Person 2: Does it matter? Works like a charm!
by Uma ~ May 2, 2022
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Ernesto

A guy with a huge dick no like really the Mexican genes gave him the biggest cock
"hey ernesto can i suck your dick?"
by A funny feller May 6, 2021
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ernesto luna

No ones better that simple...
by 3six March 27, 2017
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Ernestophillia

Damn look at Ernesto, I think I have Ernestophillia.
by ErnestoLuber June 3, 2018
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