epiphany

1. When you're really stoned and realise something.

2. An epiphany is the sudden realization or comprehension of the (larger) essence or meaning of something.

Andy: Oh shit i've had an epiphany... Elton John's not in the beatles

by Grahamc April 19, 2009

showertime epiphany

An epiphany, a shocking revelation that occurs when doing the most mundane of tasks, such as showering. This could be the solution to a long-unresolved problem.

Mike's been wondering what to do with the corpses for a while, as they're very incriminating evidence, and are also starting to smell real bad... but then yesterday he had a showertime epiphany: dump them in the river!

by xAnnabel December 14, 2009

epiphany

In which Kim Seokjin, the god and president of South Korea showed the world his talent and promptly ended all haters.

Bighit: Jintro
Armys: dasdjauioHALKLSdhalsDHASDHASHDASGHDDKAJSGHHCFHADFHKJDHKLLCJASKLDHALSDHLdh;sjdaklsdlash WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE EVR LIVINF FUCK LET ME HAVE YOUR BABIES DOWN MY DAMN FCUKIN THROAT KIMS SEOKJIN I'M YOUR FUCKIN SLUT
Yup.

Therefore, epiphany is a masterpiece

by andresuckskimseokjinsdick August 9, 2018

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

Epiphone

A company that is owned by gibson. Epiphone sells the same guitars as gibson but its cheaper. So if want a guitar that is made by gibson but is too expensive get the epiphone its cheaper.

Epiphone has better prices than gibson.

by BL1NX August 6, 2007

epiphany

a smart-sounding word for realizing you've been practically retarded for quite some time.

I wonder if a retard could have an epiphany. Maybe that's mean...

by Flamingo Art April 10, 2010

Lutheran Epiphany

A great idea or concept that comes to you while you are using the bathroom. Originating from the fact that Martin Luther wrote works while on the toilet.

Last night I was reading a magazine whilst taking a dump, when I had a Lutheran epiphany!

by Sheikh Issam June 5, 2015