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Flat Brimmed Energy Drinker

Somewhere between a skittle thug and what you would find under flat brim. But most applicable when applied to downhill mountain bikers. They have an affinity for chilling at the trailhead bumping gansta rap and puffin' tuff and are physically incapable of getting their $5,000 bicycle up the hill so must coordinate with a cohort to shuttle themselves up and down the mountain with their two $30,000 pick up trucks. As you can see, this becomes a financially burdensome endeavor, especially when you take into account the 5 Monsters they consume per day.
You flat brimmed energy drinkers are douchebags!
by fuzzywuzzy242 November 15, 2010
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Monster Energy Drink

An overrated energy drink for children and teenagers.

(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )
PERSON 1: yo dude try this Monster energy drink it gives you tonz of energies and it tastes awesome!

PERSON 2: *takes a sip and throws away the can* I think I've tasted urine better than this. No thanks, I'll stick with tea, coffee, or Mountain Dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."
by FoxShadow April 19, 2011
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Cocaine Pussy Energy Drink

It's where a guy injects cocaine into his dick, cums it out into his girl, but then snorts it out of her pussy in the form of an energy drink.
"Hey guys, have you ever tried Cocaine Pussy Energy Drink? That stuff is addictive but even more fun than PCPunch!"
by AzarFireFly April 7, 2015
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energy drink

The closest you can come to real drugs... Makes you hella hyper and most taste great. The best ones are Monster and BooKoo.
Damn, i'm tired. Let's go get a Monster XXL energy drink!
by caffeineboy December 10, 2008
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energy drink

One of the best marketing schemes to get kids to think they'll be focused and hyper, and to get office workers to think it'll make them focused to get through the day. Makes me sick.

I only drink some for the great taste, not to be cool, or act hyper or focused And for anyone who wants to be hyper, i suggest you commit suicide and/or grow a pair.
High school kid: Dude, i just had a sip of this 5 dollar energy drink, im SOOOO HYPER!!! WOOO!!

Human: (Beats the shit out of High school kid)

Human: ...Retard...
by voorheez January 16, 2008
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Energy Drink Girl

The white equivalent of a hot cheeto girl, an Enery Drink Girl is a girl who drinks way too
much Bang. She usually has dyed blonde hair, and plays lots of sports. She’s very loud and thinks she’s very funny, but she’s usually not. Enery drink girls usually have aggressively white names, such as Sadie.
sadie: i drink so much bang! i started collecting them and stacking them up against my wall!
everyone: please shut up. you’re such an Energy Drink Girl.
by kindagroovin February 26, 2020
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sunny mexican energy drink

tequila yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by ilikelalipuna December 9, 2007
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