Enhance

A word frequently used by computer illiterates who think you can "zoom in" into blurry spots of an image, and then restore the non-existing pixels.

It is commonly used in TV shows for the mentally handicapped such as CSI: Miami, NCIS and many, many others.

Detective Deek: Stop, there is a reflection on her eyes.

Detective Cunnt: I wonder if the victim saw the attacker before she died?

Detective Deek: Zoom in on the cornea and enhance!

Detective Cunnt: Enhance!

Detective Deek: I can see something! Enhance!

Detective Cunnt: Enhance!

by Retard Coacher December 20, 2009

Slanted and enchanted

the combination of drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana

Theodore: Hey dude wanna get some beers?

Ralph: Does a lion poop in a zoo?!?!? Lets get some buds too

Theodore: Hell yeah lets get SLANTED AND ENCHANTED then hit the titty bar ;P

by sabatian eather December 15, 2012

This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay

When you're watching a Disney movie and that dumbass thing plays that makes the entire group scrabble around for the remote before the message ends because it'll play 8 fucking 5 minute long advertisements if you don't

"This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. Fastplay will begin in a moment..."

"FUCK JIMMY GET THE REMOTE"
"WHERE"
"FUUUUUUUU-"

by honeycloudss January 4, 2021

Enchanted Bitch

A girl who believes that her selfies are a divine gift from God and that all who witness them should be forever grateful of her gift.

Nikki Sterling is such an enchanted bitch! She was so rude today when I replied to her selfie with a (much better) selfie of my own!

by Kittenpunch October 29, 2014

Enchantress

Enchantress derived from enchant. It defines the charming, magical, mystical and surprising yet a strong appearance of woman.

"Oh Anoshki, you looking enchantress in that black dress"

by Manish Limbachia July 1, 2019

Cancer Enhancer

a machine found in most doctor offices that blasts a concentrated beam of high power X-ray radiation at you for a solid ten minutes giving you cancer.

patient: hey doc can I take a trip to the cancer enhancer?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?

by Romanfowl September 1, 2020

EnchantedMisuco

A person who is addicted to cursed stuff even though they dislike it and also is attracted to mickey mouse. May also be a big simp for classy fictional characters.

"Dude don't they seem pretty wierd?"
"Yes be carefull they might be an EnchantedMisuco"

by ShyDude January 19, 2021