Zara Employee

They are connected to the tech extremists mafia and their goal is to harm rare fishes, destroy Mongolians and abduct uncles less than 6ft.
Listen to "Do U Bleed At All" by Luca Maxim to induce adrenaline and gain 10xp Mongolian throat singing ability and wipe the Zara Employees
by Joshua Joestar (MvN) November 08, 2022
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Wendy’s Employee

Someone who works at Wendy’s for 10 Dollars an hour and off work he would occasionally get murdered by a cop at a Dinner Party along with 2 Vegans, A virgin who talks about stupid Nintendo Games, and Someone who slams beer on a table, they also have a tendency to be gifted battleborn on Christmas by that same virgin.
Wendy’s Employee, Wendy’s Employee
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employee of the month

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time
look at that employee of the month. what a dork!
by tomcon5 February 28, 2009
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Boy employee

Boy employee is the antithesis of girlboss. A man that has no obvious purpose, just floats around and has no original ideas.
Oh my god that girl is such a girlboss!” “meanwhile look at that boyfriend, he’s giving boy employee”
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government employees

A collection of people too dumb, bald, lazy, handicapped, fat, black or old to get a job in corporate America.

The last refuge for dumb liberals.
That lady that looks like she crawled out of a barell of nuclear waste ... the one that takes three smoke breaks an hour ... she's been eating ho hos all day ... the one who speaks ebonically ... yeah, her, the fat one with tattoos on her neck ... she's one of those typical government employees
by Assex 776 September 28, 2007
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Employees Remorse

The sudden feeling you get at your new job usually after your initial training is over. It is usually a feeling of dread and sadness.
Trainer: Okies yall Now dut yer trainin is a over grab yer box knives and head out to der floor.

Me: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

Steven: Aha I told you that Employees Remorse would hit you like a brick.
by bahremon June 19, 2009
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The Employee Discount

A sexual maneuver in which a person takes his/her sexual partner to his/her place of employment, fucks him/her vigorously, then takes $50 from the cash register and leaves.
"My girlfriend and I did The Employee Discount last night! We almost got caught, but now I have 50 bucks!"
by Walkwin December 19, 2008
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