The Elvis

During rough sex you choke a girl with your left arm extended and your right arm is slightly bent while fingering her ass with a minimum of three fingers. When executing this move properly you should look like Elvis Presley doing one of his famous karate poses.

My buddy Kenny was feeling a bit frisky this weekend and pulled out "The Elvis" on an unsuspecting fuck buddy, needless to say she now calls him her hunk of burning love.

by HamDog Millionaire October 10, 2011

An Elvis

An Elvis-when you strain so much to poo you almost give yourself a stroke.

I just had an Elvis.

by jimmyjp November 22, 2013

The Elvis

When you dry hump your boyfriend by gyrating your hips until he cums in your hand. Then you use the cum to slick back his hair and say, “Thank you, thank you very much. You’ve been Elvised!”

Last night my girlfriend got me back for spidermanning her last week. She got me good withThe Elvis! Touché!

by veggie steak August 14, 2009

elvi

to be annoying; the act of irritation to another

Stop Being an elvi!!

by Elviana February 16, 2005

Elvis

The type of dude that would smoke weed and would steal money from his brother.

This guy smokes weed like Elvis

by Elvis March 26, 2017

Elvy

A word used to describe a helpless act of Constant Diarrhea

Person 1: Dude you smelled up the bathroom so bad what was going on in there?

Person 2: I just took an Elvy

by 2Scary4You June 18, 2010

Elvis

noun , an 'elvis' is a joint that has either been badly constructed or attended to.. resulting in prominent 'Sideburns' (i.e. uneven burning on one side during smoking), hence the musical reference.
Much debate rages on the subject of rescuing an Elvis, with the potential waste of cannaboids being a particularly thorny issue

Heard in after party conversation ; 'Sorry mate, its a bit of an 'Elvis', but i'm too wasted man!.. here, take the lighter'

by Prof Stretch July 2, 2006