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Evasion Technician

A wheelman that specializes in purposely evading or out driving Law Enforcement personnel, usually in lieu of a crime having been committed.
*NOTE* Not everyone who attempts to 'run from the Cops' is an Evasion Technician. The title implies a professional that uses the best of equipment, (not a stolen hoopty) and is successful in their evasions.
Ron: We all knew Officer Miller hid his patrol car behind the guard-rail just past the culvert, and never let anyone get out of a ticket when he nabbed them... Until, Tony passed him up doin' a buck sixty.
James: Why? What what happened with Tony?
Ron: Oh, Tony is an Evasion Technician.
by KRASH! July 26, 2007
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Evasion

If you get banned from a game, and you go on to another account while your banned. Just so you can play more.
I got banned today.

So your evading/Evasion?

Yeah.
by ureonmyhitlist January 21, 2010
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evasion

Avoidance of ones words, to prevent the trapping of lies.
Evasion of girlfriends questions to prevent telling little white lies
by aut April 24, 2006
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Elevension

Elevension is one step up from Tension.

Similar to turning the speakers from 10 to 11 from the movie Spinal Tap.
Our relation ship is based entirely on this palpable sexual tension. It's more than tension - it's like sexual elevension.

Quote from Dawson of the Adam Carolla Podcast during a podcast with guest Greg Proops.
by Xbagger August 12, 2011
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Text Evasion

When you text someone to ask them a question that you need a response to, but they don't text you back and never give you an answer or a reason.
Guy 1: Dude, I texted Greg to see if he could give us the tickets for the concert, but he never texted me back.

Guy 2: That is total text evasion.
by Cwakk October 19, 2008
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Elevation Therapy

Achieving a sense of (oneness) when in the mountains. Calming, (theraputic) sense of well being.
One my way to the mountains for some elevation therapy.
by Mtngurl December 16, 2016
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elevisio

your just a tv doing that tiktok trend
Hey television, your first and last letter removed from your name with your new name is elevisio
by ipadboyie June 28, 2021
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