Electromyography

An EMG- a procedure to assess the health of muscles and the nerve cells that control them
Also known as the most painful procedure known to man, where student nurses stick you with needles then proceed to pulse electricity down through the needles to see how your muscles react to the 'stimulation'. Often this causes extreme pain, as it aims to target nerves and the way they control the muscles.

Person 1: Shit dude that's gotta hurt like a b*tch
Person 2: Hurts like f*uck but its nothing on an Electromyography
Person 1: The f*ck is that?
Person 2: An EMG, the Satan's own invention sent to the medical industry.

by SammyS August 31, 2014

electrocooch

When you smash and cooch hairy and creates static electricity

Man my boy Jerome was with tanisha and she zapped him with that electrocooch

by RestartedDeet May 7, 2018

electroding

When you curl into a ball while vigorously shaking and spastically moving your head deeper into her vagina and then sticking a fork into a nearby outlet electrocuting both you and your partner, as you both scream "you don't have enough badges to train me!".

"Me and my slut Jennifer had lots of fun electroding last night. It was an electrifying experience!"

by Wut the fuk April 24, 2019

Electrobidosis

A forceful gush of energy plummeted through the sternum via another being

You better watch our Roy... or I’ll fuck you up by inflicting electrobidosis on you!!!

by Chookamukka May 21, 2019

electrolites

a shoe unlike any other you've ever seen. totally rad urban kicks from nyc designed with a modern retro flair. sure to make you want to 'lite up the streets!

take it easy! you can check out electrolites at www.electrolitesfootwear.com

by lolabean November 23, 2009

Electrolysis

Type of hair removal

I just got an electrolysis treatment, no more uno-brow for me

by balooga September 23, 2006

Electroholic

A person who has an "obsession" or "addiction" to listening to fast pasted electronic music. This person may go to Raves, and may also display to others about their love for electronic music. Some people relieve stress with elecronic music.

Electroholic

Some examples of electronic music include:
Techno
Dance
electro-pop
house
Ambient
disco
euro-pop

etc.

by Jesssooo14 August 30, 2009