Pulling an Evan

1. To become heavily intoxicated to the point of requiring assistance

2. To have no self-control with regard to anything

"Do you see how faded he is right now? He's totally pulling an Evan again."

by 同志 January 27, 2023

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court evangelical

Court Evangelicals are Trump’s inner circle of Christian evangelicals who think it is a good idea for ministers to endorse candidates from the pulpit, have bowed a knee to the political power of the presidency, think Trump is a “baby Christian,” believe evangelicals have found their “dream president” in Trump, and regularly show up at the White House whenever Trump wants to say something about religion. The court evangelicals sacrifice their prophetic voice to political influence. The court evangelicals have put their faith in a political strongman who promises to alleviate their fears and protect them from the forces of secularization.

They are evangelical leaders who will defend Donald Trump no matter what he does.

Source: John Fea, Professor of American History and Chair of the History Department at Messiah College in Grantham, Pennsylvania, His Blog is The Way of Improvement Leads Home

Person 1: Could you tell me who some of these Court Evangelicals are?
Person 2: Robert Jeffress, Jerry Falwell Jr., Paula White, James Dobson, Robert Morris, Franklin Graham, Kenneth Copeland...

by Reverend Anthony August 8, 2017

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Evana

She's taken for granted most of the time, you can treat her like poop and she'll still convince herself you're a good person, if you end up getting on her and side, you'll be sorry. You don't ever want to mess with her heart, she's a good person but can be a bitch when she wants to, she's for the most part innocent, but because of that, she's hard to crack, she's trust worthy and has a tendency to like animals. She will make you laugh by just being herself, she seems to say one or two word over and over again.

Look at her glow, she must be Evana.

by Spencer// February 4, 2018

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evan blankenstein

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein

by I dont give 2 shits October 9, 2017

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Evan

Evan is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans are pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evan. Evan is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evan, never let him go.

Evan is a wonderful friend.

by LazyTaco17 May 17, 2018

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