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essential oils

What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin.

Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.
Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!

Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?

Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.

Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.

Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.
by derpsderps February 12, 2019
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Eseni

Gorgeous beautiful girl that is shy but funny and had beautiful eyes and loves to party and has a phat ass and gets all the boys
Wow look at eseni go she’s so hot !
by Cara Danvers June 1, 2020
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Eisenhower Power Shower

A shower taken for the sole purpose of masturbation, due to lack of privacy elsewhere.
Greg couldn't pleasure himself in his room because his roomate Slimy Charley was playing World of Warcraft, so he took an Eisenhower Power Shower to relieve his urges.
by Stoffer August 27, 2005
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furrble essence

1. Anything of, related, or pertaining to a furrble (see definition of FURRBLE).

2. A fictitous shampoo developed for shmees (see definition of SHMEE) using rigorous scientific methods, only the finest quality botanicals, and a sacred ingredient. A spin-off of Herbal Essence, but for shmees.
"Hey honey, while you are at the store, can you pick up another bottle of Furrble Essence for our resident shmee? Her furry ass is a little flakey. And don't be cheap for Christ's sake, get the commercial grade 60 oz. bottle!"
by DMW576 January 13, 2008
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Essential workers that are so badass and fearless they are viewed by society as having a fucking legendary and almost mythical status. Someone who never surrenders, backs down, or calls in sick despite the danger.
JerDawg is totally the essentialist of the essential. He's so badass and fearless that even the gangsters in his neighborhood are forced to show respect!
by calling them out April 20, 2020
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Eisenhower Middle School

Eisenhower Middle School is full of little wannabe crackheads. At Eisenhower Middle School it doesn't surprise me that they have four security guards in three officers patrolling the campus 24 fucking 7. Kids be hotboxing the bathroom and smearing shit on the walls. What great fun
by FlAppYhorseCocK October 13, 2018
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Essence Of Fuckhole

1. To automatically hate someone as soon as you meet them.
-You see someone for the first time and you hate theme already.
(Just met someone new ex..Dylan)
Hey Curtis, Im getting the essence of fuckhole from that Dylan guy.
by Ihop vs De dutch January 18, 2010
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