Eighth Grade-itus

The "disease" that begins for eighth grade boys and girls towards the end of the year. Symptoms include: lower grades in classes, excitement towards high school and summer, and not bothering to do homework/pay attention in class.

"Damn, I think I'm catching Eighth Grade-itus!"
"Don't worry about it, dude. Everyone graduating from middle school is!"

by nyaha2 May 7, 2009

eighth grade

A sad attempt at getting pre-teens (13 to 14 years old) ready for high school. The teachers are idiotic, the homework is intense, and the cliques are brutal. Consists of Preps, Jocks, Skater boys, Emo kids, Normals, and the Anorexic idiots.

Another grueling day in an Eighth grade PE-locker room...

*OMG my freaking hair is like, messy.* ~Prep
*So fix it.* ~Normal
*I'M SOOOOO FAT!* ~ Anorexic girl
*At least your hair isn't bad!*~ Prep
*(whispering) Bitches.* ~Emo/Scene girl
*GO KILL YOURSELF!* ~Prep
(Jock guy heard from outside)
*Let me in babyyyyyyy!* ~Jock
*(smirking) Wouldn't you like to....* ~Prep
(Prep goes outside in minimal clothing to greet her jock boyfriend. Skaters whistling at this)

by OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGEEEEE June 21, 2008

Eighsian

One eighth Asian

Lucy's mom is Quasian. Her dad is white. Therefore, she is eighsian.

by Gee November 16, 2003

Eighth Grade Dance

Getting a blow job with your pants on and your dick sticking out of your zipper hole.

Gary thought the blow job fart didn't really count since she was just giving him an eighth grade dance anyway.

by Big Droz June 23, 2009

a bitch and seven eighths

Much more annoying, rude, and a meaner person than a bitch and three fourth

Ms. Kao is a bitch and seven eighths

by English Wizzzzz April 23, 2009

Eighthead

When a persons forhead is double that of a normal forehead - an Eighthead.

Look at the size of that bastards Eighthead - what an ugly twat.

by kingmaster007 August 13, 2011

eighth base

Touching knee caps

Brandon: You know why she wears shorts right?
Arthur: No why?
Brandon: It's easier to get to eighth base that way.
Arthur: Her knees do look pretty sexy today.

by CooRiderOfTheNight January 9, 2011