Ejack

an abbreviation of the word ejaculation

My cat is in heat. I pet her, and she got so excited she ejacked all over my wrist.

by simplybillyo March 30, 2011

Emackuation

Emackuation happens when a dude tries to put the mack down on some females and they evacuate

It was a complete emackuation

by Treebonics April 28, 2019

Ehck

- A person who handsomely rejects the usage of "post-modernity" and chuckles at men who voraciously shake their tits.

- Has strong faith that humanity is de-evolving

- Leads with a strong heart, cares for his friends and family.

"Did you see how THICC Ehck was? Yeah he packin'!"

by OppaiStriker February 20, 2021

EACKR

A rare spirit name
Fourth letter in eye color
Second letter in first name
Third letter in birth month
Fourth letter in favorite drink
First letter in favorite animal

Example:
Gre(e)n
S(a)mantha
De(c)ember
Mil(k)
(R)hino
Spirit name: EACKR

by Flyingcake109 July 19, 2021

Ejackielate

Ejackielating is the combination of cumming and dying at the same time.

Tom: "Did you hear anything from Jeff?"
George: "Yeah I heard he ejackielated on top of a whore."

by gigaultraturbomegachad June 21, 2023

Premature Epackulation

Packing the car before you realize there are many more items that you need to take.

I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.

by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021

Boot and Ejack

The greatest philosophy of life is summed up in two words - Boot and Ejack. This phrase refers to a great night involving two elements - a boot (vomit) and an ejack (cumming), which means you have the means to:

a) consume alcohol
b) have wooed thine bitches under the influence of said alcohol

While many find the term demeaning, this outlook on life has led to many lolzzzzzz and great times.

Often can be shortened to "B and E"

Man 1: "That night was bitching"
Man 2: "Yeah, T'was totally boot and ejack"

by TheFush April 9, 2011