Egoseismic 

A flawed egostistical way of thinking esp. That earthquakes flee from whereever you are located; a specific form of egotism

Link was displaying egoseismic behavior, so Rhett shut him down real fast. Then an awesome 14 yearold Youtuber Urban Dictionary'd it.

Egoseismic by Raeven97 June 12, 2012

egoseismic 

Thinking that your presence lowers seismic activity.

Link on Good Mythical Morning was egoseismic thinking that when he and Rhett moved to California the earthquakes moved back to North Carolina.

egoseismic by SacrificialCat359 June 12, 2012

egoseismic 

The belief that ones prescence in a place might have somethign to do with the decreasing of seismic activity, coined by Link from youtube channel rhettandlink and rhettandlink2

-Thinking that the earthquakes have receded because of us is egocentric link
No, it's egoseismic

egoseismic by taurus20 June 12, 2012

egoseismic thinking 

A way of thinking where a person believes seismic activity in a certain area is based on their physical location.

"We moved from North Carolina to California and there hasn't been an earthquake in California ever since, but there has been one in North Carolina"
"Maybe us coming out here has redirected the epicenter of US earthquakes to where we were from"
"That's egoseismic thinking"

egoseismic thinking by DyingStar June 12, 2012

Egoseismic 

When your ego is big enough that you believe that earthquakes in America have moved somewhere else because of something you did.

Rhett and Link were so egoseismic that they believe the earthquakes in California have moved away since they moved into California.

Egoseismic by traceur22 June 12, 2012

Egoseismic thinking 

The belief that wherever you go, earthquakes flee from your presence.

I moved to California a year ago, and there haven't been any earthquakes at all. It must be me.

That's really Egocentric thinking.

No, that's Egoseismic thinking.

Egoseismic thinking by Nbertz June 12, 2012

egoseismic thinking 

The practice of thinking one's self is responsible for the frequency and location of seismic activity i.e and earthquake.

Link: "When I moved to California, there haven't been any earthquakes. I think they stopped because of me."

Rhett: "That's some egoseismic thinking, Link."

egoseismic thinking by Tiggy Mythical Beast June 12, 2012