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Legs 'n Eggs

Going to a strip club early in the morning and catching the breakfast buffet. Obviously the strip club has to serve breakfast, of which there are few. Also if you are in las vegas at a strip club until like, 6 in the morning and after blowing all your money on "Legs" you go and get some "Eggs", maybe at the hotel or a diner.

Typically done for a laugh, as first shift strippers are usually trashy.
Felix: how was vegas?

Tino: dude, it was awesome. out every nite getting wasted, then legs 'n eggs every morning.
by Justin10E March 21, 2008
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan
by The real Jim Bowen February 26, 2020
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when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs

a lyric in the son gaston from beauty in the beast that some people remix
P1: How are you so fit?

P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

P1: oh ok
by The Ranting Kid Rants May 5, 2018
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how do you like your eggs in the morning?

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl
hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?
by 🅱️ophie February 27, 2020
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lmao my eggo

To laugh your ass off while still attempting to keep your eggo waffle safe.
"When Bruce Willis first found out that Ashton Kutcher proposed to Demi Moore, he was enjoying a breakfast of eggo waffles. As he began to laugh his ass off, his seven year old daughter Miley attempted to steal his waffle. Bruce stabbed her with his fork and shouted, "LMAO my EGGO."
by A-feld July 25, 2007
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love eggs

a pair of hard egg-shaped artifacts usually joined by a cord. they are "worn" inside the vagina whilst walking/working/dancing etc. to give sexual gratification
you could tell Irma had no panties on. she coughed, tripped, and her love eggs shot out and nearly killed the doorman
by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003
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leggo my eggo

An ancient war cry from Egyptian crusaders in the Holy Land in 1996. When translated, the phrase actually means, "I will amputate every one of your limbs, harvest your bones, sharpen them, and repeatedly stab your left eye and then pull your right eye out of its socket". This threat proved to work well in battle.
Americans: "To battle!"
Koreans: "전투!"
Russians: "Сражаться!"
Canadians: "To ba- oh, sorry."
Germans: "Bekämpfen!"
Egyptian Crusaders: "Leggo my Eggo!"
by PartOnion May 19, 2019
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