eggplanter

Slang. One who plants eggplants. Also, eggplant planter. Often used as a shorthand to save writing the PLANT in planter. It is frowned upon to use eggplanter in a sentence; people may think you are dumb.

The eggplanter put bacon in the InSinkErator then went to plant his crop of eggplants.

Alan wants to become an eggplanter, but he must go to college for agriculture first.

by NWfan February 27, 2011

Eggplant

Eggplant occurs when a guy wears really skin tight clothing or underwear and you can see the outline of his penis.

Ryan's eggplant is huge in that picture.
I saw his eggplant yesterday through his tight trousers.

by mastermindgame January 11, 2015

Eggplant Emoji

Dick.

Eggplant emojis are commonly used to represent male genetalia.

I sent her some wild eggplant emoji pics

by breanna gregory July 5, 2016

eggplant enthusiast

Synonymous to a banana gobbler; a woman who loves to eat cock; a promiscuous woman who fucks on the first date.

She wants to relinquish her past history of being an eggplant enthusiast and finally settle down into a committed relationship.

by Gabz718 September 29, 2019

Brown Eggplant

An Eggplant or Aubergine dipped in raw chocolate brownie batter, then enjoyed through licks or bites. A delicacy that originated among rich Polish after World War One. Nowadays, enjoyed as a treat to beat the summer heat.

My mother loves to gift brown eggplants to my relatives back in Ukraine.

by EggplantAddict(cocaine) June 13, 2022

eggplant

the term that italians use to address african-american

hey don't you be-friends with eggplants ya hear me?! next thing you know, they gonna stole your stereo or some shit!

by Ronny December 8, 2003

Eggplant

You probably searched up eggplant looking for funny things about penises, but too bad, an eggplant is a vegetable and that's all it is

'Ha ha, eggplant.'
'Shut fuck up, an eggplant is a vegtable'

by your mum 69 21 May 7, 2019