Eeyorey

Anyone acting pessimistic, gloomy, depressed, and hadonic. Or suffering from depression or dysthymia disorder. Much like the classic cartoon character Eeyore, in A. A. Milne's Winnie the Pooh series.

Man I love Jasmine, but she can be so eeyorey.

by Jammmin' May 16, 2020

SAD eeyore

Suck A Dick Eeyore: when someone is too sad or exhausted to go through with a sexual favor, but goes through with it anyways.

He cornered me outside and gave me the SAD Eeyore.

by cashurmomouside February 6, 2017

Eeyore

To be very sad and depressed. To mope about and want people to feel sorry for you.

david is so eeyore today, what happened to him?

by bezel333 January 3, 2006

Eeyore

literal translation from it's personality, an emo

"jacob, stop being an eeyore"

by john ladder September 8, 2007

eeyore

a character in a gay sex reality tv show called "winnie the pooh" eeyore, unlike his other friends is the only one that doesn't take anti-depressants and influences kids to be emo and that their future houses will be a bunch of sticks in the middle of the hundred acre woods. Although he may not cut himself, he enjoys stabbing his ass with a nail and decorating it with a pink bow.

Don't go eeyore, man

by a bunch of pooh March 7, 2008

Eeyorish

the state of mind of utter depression, derived from the character Eeyor in the "Winnie the Pooh" cartoon series.

Dude, I know your girl dumped you last night, quit acting eeyorish and drink this shot of tequila already, fag.

by hexxers_da_molester January 21, 2009

Eeyorism

When someone is overly sad and down about themselves all the time

Damn son that girl has eeyorism, she is always such a downer

by Sarahgeeter March 7, 2017