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Edna Texas

Edna is lil town where everyone knows everything about everyone which is good and bad. School doesnt care to much about sports but still compete. I love edna <3
Im sad, nvm i live in the ol Edna Texas im happy again
by Tx lover October 24, 2011
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Edna Texas

Edna is lil town where everyone knows everything about everyone which is good and bad. School doesnt care to much about sports but still compete. I love edna <3
Im sad, nvm i live in the ol Edna Texas im happy again
by Tx lover October 30, 2011
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Edna, Texas

Edna, Texas is a small no-nothing town in south Texas, filled with plenty of rednecks and wannabe thugs. No one ever knows where the hell Edna is, even though “Stone Cold Steve Austin” grew up there. There ain’t shit to do in Edna except go to whataburger. All this little town has is banks for all the wealthy locals and farmers, and donut shops. The locals may try to sell you on the “charm” of their little town, but don’t let that fool you, because Edna is one of te snootiest small towns around filled with racist white shitheads everywhere, even though the town is made up of half of black and Hispanic folk.

Edna is also home to the Edna Cowboys, which everyone comes down to support every Friday night. Sports is #1 in Edna Texas because that’s all the budget can afford, apparently. So if you’re wanting to make something of your life that doesn’t involve some sports ball, Edna is not for you. However, if you’re interested in large rates of teenage pregnancy, Ol’ Edna has that covered to.

Old people love to come settle down in Edna to retire and die because what the hell else are you gonna do in Edna.
Person: “Where are you from?”
Me: “Edna, Texas”
Person: “Where???”

Me: “Exactly
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Edna the explorer

Dora the explorers long lost sister
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Edna the explorer

Edna the explorer came through my treehouse
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edna cigara i stavame

This is a phrase used in Bulgaria which symbolises half an hour. (in some occasions it may mean longer)
Ivan: We should leave soon.
Todor: Da, edna cigara i stavame brato.
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Edna G olds academy

An absolute shithole of a school. The teachers are fucking evil and give you a paper towel for a literal BROKEN leg. The students beat you up. The food is mad for dogs and ELC is awful.
“I fucking hate Edna g olds academy
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