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Edna, Texas

Edna, Texas is a small no-nothing town in south Texas, filled with plenty of rednecks and wannabe thugs. No one ever knows where the hell Edna is, even though “Stone Cold Steve Austin” grew up there. There ain’t shit to do in Edna except go to whataburger. All this little town has is banks for all the wealthy locals and farmers, and donut shops. The locals may try to sell you on the “charm” of their little town, but don’t let that fool you, because Edna is one of te snootiest small towns around filled with racist white shitheads everywhere, even though the town is made up of half of black and Hispanic folk.

Edna is also home to the Edna Cowboys, which everyone comes down to support every Friday night. Sports is #1 in Edna Texas because that’s all the budget can afford, apparently. So if you’re wanting to make something of your life that doesn’t involve some sports ball, Edna is not for you. However, if you’re interested in large rates of teenage pregnancy, Ol’ Edna has that covered to.

Old people love to come settle down in Edna to retire and die because what the hell else are you gonna do in Edna.
Person: “Where are you from?”
Me: “Edna, Texas”
Person: “Where???”

Me: “Exactly
by Freetheelves January 31, 2019
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Dirty Edna

When you are having good regular sex and your old lady shoves her fingers (at least two) intO your butthole right before you blow.
She always gives me the Dirty Edna
by Jorgunmandr June 7, 2020
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Grumpy Edna

An unstoppable force that leaves its victims irreparably devastated.
The running back blew through the secondary like a Grumpy Edna, and sprinted straight to the goal line.
by Notorious21 August 11, 2008
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earl annie edna

1)Crazy, and very much psycho character created by internet celebrity Chris Crocker
2)The action word meaning, to scream repulsively, and/or attack verbally and physically at whoever is around.
1) Jill: omg, who is that crazy woman?
Jack: Oh, that'd just be ol' Earl Annie Edna
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2)Steve: Hey! Get outta here bi***! You shlut! You shlut! I'm gonna beat you! (*thrashes arms violently*)
Tom: Now don't be goin' all earl annie edna on me!
by Cameron Stewart November 11, 2007
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Empress Edna Chloe Linda Brunhilda the First

Empress Edna Chloe Linda Brunhilda the First is the most talented person you will ever meet. She is absolutely perfection and succeeds at everything they do. They are always on time an never EVER late. They always attract people with their FABULOUS looks! Like WOOOOOO MAMA Smooches to you
Person 1 - Wow Empress Edna Chloe Linda Brunhilda the First really is talented

Person 2 - Ikr
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EDNA

Not a good mom, and will put her kids on her mother great grandma
by Teemason November 21, 2023
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Do an Edna

(1) To tell a seemingly harmless story which has an appallingly repulsive and/or filthy ending;
(2) To be stunningly rude to someone.
(1) He described his new girl friend and ended by doing an Edna on us;
(2) The football hooligans did an Edna on the visiting team;
(3) I dared him to do an Edna and he did!
by Rude Raymond May 16, 2011
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