Disaster Edging

The combination of fearful uncertainty, existential angst or suffering, and anxiety over impending doom experienced in the early stages of the COVID-19 pandemic. Disaster Edging is often likened to a combination of the feelings a Floridian experiences 36-hours before a Category 4+ hurricane is due to make landfall and the general mood extant in the wake of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

I wish we had some concrete news about how bad the Coronavirus is actually going to be, I don’t know how much more disaster edging I can take.

by Beth stucco'd her face March 18, 2020

edging

When u stop jackin right before releasin ur load

Dude i just tried edging...it feels so much better!

by ps4@vrob_0815 October 16, 2018

edging

The act of prolonging ejaculation for increased masturbatory pleasure.

He masturbated for over an hour, coming close to orgasm and then backing down over and over.

by Edge December 16, 2003

eduin

Eduin is an awsome trust worthy friend all though some times he might get you mad, he will stick around till the end.He is also very .

I wish i had an eduin.

by Totally random guy November 24, 2016

Edging a poo

When you keep a poop on the edge of exiting to pleasure yourself anally.

Dane: I keep edging a poo so that I can still pleasure myself anally whilst remaining sinless in the eyes of God.

by Pooedgers.org August 4, 2017

edging

When a web browser is loading a page but breaks off the connection right before it has finished rendering. Pioneered by Microsoft in their Edge browser, it was found to result in more page views and higher user satisfaction when the page did load.

I was edging all afternoon on my Windows phone to see my tax return forms and it felt so amazing when they finally loaded.

by brocollicious July 30, 2020

Poop Edging

Poop edging is when you start the act of pooping, while leaning over or standing, and then stopping that act. Repeating over and over it’s like edging a penis but with your own poop.

Man 1: I needed to poop but I decided to poop edge and it felt so good the whole time
Man 2: But when you poop edge isn’t there a chance of just pooping your pants?
Man 1: There’s a risk to everything, but it just feels so good.
Man 2: I guess I gotta go try poop edging then!!

by Joe Krushing December 22, 2020