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THE most powerful definition of who. More powerful than whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y.

Me: whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't took my sandwich
Friend: what...

by Anton.exe April 29, 2020

distinctify

A totally logical conjugation of the word distinctive that is not included as part of the English language so that assholes can feel intelligent by correcting people about something trivial.

"Distinctify isn't a word stupid! I know because I invest myself in such things to compensate for my small insignificant genitalia."

by StupidIdiotFace April 5, 2013

Distant

when your friend won't talk to you as much or laugh at your jokes.

jashianti was being very distant today, she's probably still mad about last night

by yeet lmao December 11, 2018

Within scrolling distance

When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'

"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"

by kakashleigh August 15, 2009

long distance relationship

A strong emotional commitment to another who is far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.

This is something that requires a great deal of maturity and emotion. It is only ever effective in the case of lofty strong loving relationships. In many many cases people can be far too simple minded or immature to benefit from a long distance relationship. If some one is more interested in intimate physical contact with others than they are in emotional bonding than they should not and will not function in a long distance relationship. But if both partners are very serious about each other for reasons beyond physical it can be very worth it because in that situation, one may find it impossible to be satisfied with a replacement relationship.

Bub: Bob, why the hell are you in a long distance relationship with her?
Bob: Because I love her...
Bub: That's so lame. There's so many hot girls here and you can't do anything about it.
Bob: I care about a lot more than that.
Bub: Whatever... you candy ass.

by rainman002 September 15, 2009

Long Distance Relationship

A relationship that is over distance. Although you two are very far apart and don't get to see each other often you talk every single day. This relationship can be very hard but it proves you love each other if you can still be together over distance.

They have a long distance relationship...so they don't get to see each other often.

by XxUnkownxX July 9, 2016

long distance lovership

A term to describe two people who are more than friends, but due to certain circumstances cannot be dating who have a strong emotional commitment to one another but are far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.

Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc.
They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.

He and I have a long distance Lovership.

by Mamamacho June 30, 2015