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I'd knock the dust off of that

When you see an hot old lady .
You can say " I'd knock the dust off of that."
by Cheap man April 18, 2016
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Dust Your Lip Off

A typically necessary rearrangement of ones attitude, actions, clothing style or general look, but most commonly a polite way for a good friend to casually mention that you are fucking up in an epic way and therefore require immediate correction before unintentionally embarassing yourself or your trusty friend. This can be further compounded when the possibility exists of you venturing into public or the presence of members of the opposite sex that you wish to someday sleep with, with a 'Dusty Lip'.

The origin of the term 'Dust Your Lip Off' is recognized by most historians as being traced back to ancient Eqypt when it was considered common to have a 'Dusty Lip' if you had not washed your face recently due to the frequency and severity of dust storms (sometimes referred to as 'Sand Storms' from the old Armic language, DaRude). Modern use of the term has evolved throughout the years, but has kept its original spirit of pointing out a flagrant social 'fauxpaux' that you are currently commiting by one of your friends with the desire to help, warn, or just sometimes humiliate you.
Examples Include: (Your friend notices you spending a considerable amount of time whining and complaining about your boy/girlfriend when its clearly obvious that he/she is a complete douch, prompting your friend to say: "Hey buddy...umm, you better stop talking bout that ole' worn out catchers mit you been datin or I'm gonna have to dust your lip off for ya...hear me?"

(You notice that your buddy is considering booty calling a member of the opposite sex that has proven him/herself as completely scandalous and trifling in countless ways, prompting you to say: "Dayum buddybuddybuddy...I know you aint had a girlfriend (or any nookie) in a while but I dunno bout you talkin to that outdated milk turd like you been doin all these years buddy...I might have to dust yer lip off fur ya..."
by Dirt Lip Jr. April 18, 2010
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Dust off rimjob

The act of shooting dust off into your anus and then farting it into a friends mouth thust getting them high off it
Fuck dude vance is taking all these dust off rimjobs tonight hes sooo high
by teddb October 6, 2011
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dust off home plate

After engaging in sexual acts... the cleaning up of the love juices. Dusting off home plate.
Man, last night was so good, I definitely needed to dust off home plate as soon as we were done.
by Cataschism April 29, 2005
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dust off 'da Hataz

tha funniest fuckin' rap dance eva. when a black person (because white people cant do it) brings his hand to the opposite sholdea to perform a dustin' motion, as if there were something there.
o shit yo, madd hataz on tha left so u gotta dust off 'da Hataz
by shea gilly January 14, 2004
mugGet the dust off 'da Hatazmug.

Dust off of the keyhole

I think tonight is worth an old Dust off of the keyhole eh?
mugGet the Dust off of the keyholemug.

blowing the dust off the book

when one brings up a joke or a bit from the past
wow bro my handwriting used to be- and I'm really blowing the dust off the book with this one, dog water. but now its good
by M3 Garand August 27, 2025
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