Got me a Dell 4300S, iMac G3, dell laser printer, Compaq Deskpro P2 400MHZ, SCSI optical drive, subwoofer, DV9000 I parted out, shitload of keyboards and mice
Me; Look what I found dumpster diving
Parents; what?
Me; iMac G3
Parents' bet it dosen't work
Me; I bet it does
Parents; Prove it works
*parents speechless
Parents; what?
Me; iMac G3
Parents' bet it dosen't work
Me; I bet it does
Parents; Prove it works
*parents speechless
by irulethe70s 1 November 19, 2011
Get the dumpster diving mug.An endearing term given to a pair of females who have been around the block a few times, more like they are running the Daytona 500, but I digress, When the two ladies involved have both been pleasured by the same male, and subsequently have both had semen deposited (dumped) in their vaginal cavity (dumpster). In short Dumpster Sisters is the female equivalent to eskimo brothers.
BRIANN: Bitch I just got dumped in by this wing nut Cammy D.
CORINNE: Oh that punk, yup I hit that last week, weak form.
BRIANN: OH MY GOD, WE'RE DUMPSTER SISTERS!!!!!!!
CORRINE: Eh Had better
CORINNE: Oh that punk, yup I hit that last week, weak form.
BRIANN: OH MY GOD, WE'RE DUMPSTER SISTERS!!!!!!!
CORRINE: Eh Had better
by CAMDIEZEL July 28, 2012
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I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.
by bitchuck September 6, 2021
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by arkark November 6, 2011
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Hey Mike!!! I just tried to throw out this box; the dipsty dumpster in Crawford Place is full, so I'm going to try the one in the alley behind the apartments on Olive Way next.
by Telephony January 25, 2011
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