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The Drexel HIll Dwarf

A small mythical creature who creeps on people in the ghetto of Drexel Hill, Pa.

Thought to be the town creeper, the Domreif.

He is said to be seen as barely two feet tall standing and has a very muscular pose.

This dwarf, or "Dorf" is a resident of Drexel Hill and will continue to follow little children around forever.
Stevie - Have you seen the The Drexel Hill Dwarf??
Bob - I think he lives down that hill
Robbie - Yeah...and he eats children
by i<3greeks March 20, 2009
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Drexel

Drexel is a university with an extremely small campus. We also live in the shadow of UPenn, but as a nice consequence some of our programs are integrated with ours, so we basically get Ivy League services without actually going there.

Utilizing the co-op system of working as an intern for companies during some semesters while taking classes in others makes your resume virtually unbeatable, since employers seem to value "past experience" far more than your actual degree.

Our mascot is the Dragon, Mario the Magnificent. So not only is he named after one of the greatest video game characters of all time, our mascot is a dragon. A freaking dragon, people. We'll burn your ass.

Our basketball team is t3h awesome but the NCAA judges don't like us, thus our lack of appearance in brackets. We lack a football team, which is better because people actually pay attention to other sports besides it. If you want football so bad, go buy some fucking Eagles tickets or flip on the TV. They're right over there, at the LINC.

Drexel > Temple > Everyone else.

Drexel puts great emphasis on its engineering, science and business programs. Nearly all the spending goes there. Art students are almost a different entity at Drexel; you have to look pretty damn hard to find them.

NOTE for potential applicants; Drexel's Physics program is EVIL.
1. Drexel University > Temple/Upenn, Ooh, an OWL! We have a fucking DRAGON, BITCHES!

"Drexel Basketball with another great season, folks! Too bad no one will admit that we are just hella better!"

Drexel Shaft; happens all too often.
by Swiftblade April 12, 2007
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person1: Hey man I just saw Dreaon!

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a fucking retard who asks for nudes and is a creep
Dexonic is a fucking pedo.
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Drexler

A 22 ounce bottle of beer. Clyde "The Glide" Drexler was number 22 on the Portland Trailblazers for many years.
PDX Hipster #1: What do you want to do tonight?
PDX Hipster #2: Pick up a couple Drexlers and listen to mediocre indie rock?
PDX Hipster #1: Sounds fly.
PDX Hipster #2: Fly? Really? 1987 called, it wants its slang back.
by harmonium September 17, 2011
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drexel curve

The grading scale used by Drexel University male students to rate females for potential hook-ups. Often used at parties, and consulted upon in a group.

This is necessary due to the outrageously bad guy-girl ratio, which in itself is not accurate due to the number of international students and other non-party types.

See also: drexel shaft
Guy 1: "Check out that that bitty!"
Guy 2: "Dude, she's maybe a five"
Guy 3: "Drexel Curve. I'd hit it."
by pimpadakis February 28, 2009
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drexting

Text messaging while drunk - drunk texting. Similar to drunk dialing - calling people while drunk.
After a few beers, I was drexting all night.
by Keith Simonsen January 5, 2007
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