doorstop book

A large, boring book, generally considered a classic that can, and usually is, used as a doorstop instead of being read.

I never got through War and Peace. It's such a doorstop book.

by Quinby November 16, 2009

Doorstop

When a person holds the door for somebody and a load of people come through and he feels like he can't leave

*holds door*

Thanks!
Hurry up!
I can't I'm stuck! I'm a total doorstop

by Big Al 27 June 15, 2012

Doorstop

Someone who no matter what evidence is provided against them, will not change their views.

I showed Jimmy scientific evidence proving that futa's are gay but that doorstop still insists its not gay.

by futas are gay November 9, 2020

Operation Harsh Doorstop

A great game which is on steam.

Hey, you play Operation Harsh Doorstop?
Hell yeah.

by OperationHarshDoorstopLover September 6, 2021

hard boiled doorstops

A hard boiled egg which has been cooked incorrectly that the end result is more doorstopish than eggish.

Jeffalicous walked into the kitchen to find his mother Jemima making hard boiled doorstops instead of regular hard eggs.

by MulattoTech February 12, 2013

doorstopping

When a man pulls back his erect penis and releases it to smack another person.

Girl 1: Why did you stop seeing Steven?

Girl 2: He was too immature, everytime we were done having sex he wouldn't stop doorstopping my stomach like it was the funniest thing ever.

by niggerfaggor April 5, 2020

doorstop

A sexual term for pleasure in the genital or rectal area.

Sarah gave me doorstop

by YOMAMMA1111 May 4, 2007