Doof

A hilarious or idiotic doofus.

Joe: I lost the money you lent me. Can I have more?
Jack: No, you doof!

by King Of Hillbillies October 2, 2010

Doofed

The Part Off Being High, Where Everything Becomes Motionless, By Smoking Large Amounts of Marijuana.

Dude...I'm So Fucking Doofed!

by AStonerXD August 6, 2011

doofing

Putting your testicals inside a vacuum cleaner.

"did you hear what john did yesterday? he was totally doofing!!"

"duuudee. lets doof together!"

by greatday87 October 26, 2011

doof

Australian term for a rave, particularly one held in the bush, attended by stinking feral hippies with dogs.Proper Doof music is distressing similar to Goa Trance.

"I fucken hate doof music, it's for drug fucked retards"

by glasrauch April 8, 2003

doof

Someone who is so uncool that they're not even worthy of the entire word "doofus".

he's dresses so horrid he's such a doof.

by bmccclan August 25, 2008

doofed

Past (and most frequently used) tense of "doof", it is to inflict serious amounts of pain from something. Commonly used in the passive voice.

Bob just got DOOFED by that truck!

by Joe Drago February 4, 2003

Doof

Minneapolis-area slang for a cigarette.

"Yo man let's go smoke a doof"

or

"Hey man you can I bum a doof off you?"

by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013